𐓄𐒰𐓍𐒷 Heathen
@motherofbeanz.bsky.social
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𐓏𐒰𐓓𐒰𐓓𐒷 (Wahzhazhe) & ᏣᎳᎩ (Tsalagi) ✨Deadly AF & Minding My Indigenous Business✨ Bitch Ass Emo Held together w/Spite & coffee All original pics watermarked https://cash.app/$LFGPHOTO Pics lfgphotography.bsky.social
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motherofbeanz.bsky.social
Ancestor with thick European accent: Werder Jorgensen

Processor whose hearing was severely damaged due to an explosion: Spelling?

Ancestor: …?

Processor: Welcome to America Warren Jensen!

Literal thing that happened to my ex-father in law’s ancestor. HE WROTE IT DOWN.
motherofbeanz.bsky.social
Marsh is laying next to me while I dry my hair. He used to be so scared of the blow dryer but now he just watches it and some days lets me use the cool setting on his tummy.
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@crackedmirror.bsky.social Happy 2nd Anniversary, beautiful! I hope you and Ben have an amazing day! Love you guys. 🖤😘
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THEN: This world doesn't give a shit about me.

NOW: This world doesn't give a concept of a shit about me.
motherofbeanz.bsky.social
I have been on some mind altering substances whilst posting on Al Gore’s internet, but I have NEVER been whatever tf this level of under the influence is.
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Yeah, but no warning was necessary cause we were going to love you anyway. 😌
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if you’d like to give something today I’d ask for you to direct it to the disaster relief in Western Alaska.
riotousmuse.bsky.social
This Indigenous Peoples Day please speak up: another typhoon sweeping away homes of Alaska's Natives, who, during settlement (statehood: 1948) were forced to end ways of life (like my Grandma's) involving mobility across regions & stuck them in flood-prone/unstable villages with housing deficits.
WESTERN ALASKA DISASTER RELIEF
WAYS YOU CAN HELP:
ONLINE FUNDRAISER - DONATE TO SUPPORT
Join us in supporting relief efforts. Scan the QR code to donate online. All funds raised will go directly to assisting communities.
PURCHASE ITEMS - AMAZON WISHLIST
Purchase items of immediate need to go directly to the Bethel Community Services Foundation to be distributed to villages most affected.
DONATION DRIVE AT AFN CONVENTION
Accepting items of immediate need including:
Cases of water, nonperishable foods, diapers, wipes, toilet paper, personal hygiene items, cleaning supplies, phone chargers, blankets, sleeping bags, cots, flashlights, and hand wipes.
DENA'INA CENTER, ROOM 6 (2ND FLOOR)
Friday, October 17 | 1-5PM
Saturday, October 18 | 8AM-2PM
motherofbeanz.bsky.social
This bish is wide awake because she was so out of it when she turned the shower on that she forgot to turn it to something other than Arctic Blast.

GOOOOOD MORNING! 🥶
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francesdanger.bsky.social
I'm humbled to be in community with so many new folks.

Please take a moment to read what to expect. There's a steep curve from my Indigenous Peoples Day memes to every day posting.

(TL;DR Mvskoke/Semvnole, Native Rights Advocate, and a goth chick who commits acts of journalism. I say fuck A LOT.)
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🧵 NEW FOLLOWERS START HERE SO THERE ARE NO MISUNDERSTANDINGS:

Hesci! Estonko? Frances Danger cvhocefkv tos. Este Mvskokvlke momen Semvnolvlke omis. Daughter of Kaccvlke. Kasitv descendant.
motherofbeanz.bsky.social
Rickets will definitely be on the rise cause OJ is basically tree soda.
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Does reverse prayer shrink them? Cause my back be aching 😫
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Nothing wrong with terribly silly shows to perk you up! I watched a couple episodes of this dumb doctor show that was less plausible than House. Yep, just wake up from a coma and they’ll let you go RIGHT back to work with minimal effort.
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Oh, and they gave me a fancy ass backpack for my laptop. I worked for a top 5 bank and they wouldn’t even buy us lanyards for our badges. Even charged $5 for the little retractable clip if it broke. Going to be weird working for a company that spends money on its employees.
motherofbeanz.bsky.social
Now that I’ve finally wound down a little, some really cool parts of my day.

- motorized standing desk and a new chair
- a supply closet I can raid any time
- motion sensor water/ice machine with SUPER CRUSHED ice
- we don’t turn the lights on b/c GIANT window w/trees and overhang
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I caught a glimpse of some tornado nonsense and just couldn’t 😂
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Excuse me. I practiced with an antique one at home and our band had a huge one on top of the baby grand we used daily 😂
motherofbeanz.bsky.social
Now that I’ve finally wound down a little, some really cool parts of my day.

- motorized standing desk and a new chair
- a supply closet I can raid any time
- motion sensor water/ice machine with SUPER CRUSHED ice
- we don’t turn the lights on b/c GIANT window w/trees and overhang
motherofbeanz.bsky.social
Hahaha no thank you! Too many racist pale folx I went to school/grew up with on that site. Only place lousier with them is FB.
motherofbeanz.bsky.social
I can come slap them around for you. I’ve got leftover first chair energy.
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i’ve gotten to give out 17 $50 venmo “buy yourself a bag of grocery” gifts to Indigenous folks who could use it today

$50 can really make someones day

want to help do more?
OMG YOU ARE THE BEST
THANK YOU SMMMM
I NEEDED FOOD MONEY UGH
YOURE AN ANGEL
motherofbeanz.bsky.social
I’mma need you to do better, James. No more perfume and keep your hairs to yourself.
motherofbeanz.bsky.social
Thank you to whoever it was at the broccoli packaging facility that left their RED HAIR in my bag. I didn’t want to eat dinner tonight. Every single bag from this box has smelled like old lady perfume when it has been microwaved, so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.
motherofbeanz.bsky.social
I guess he can share the couch with his new girlfriend, tonight.
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sapphic-film-nerd.bsky.social
This is the traditional territory of the Tiramisu Nation, who have lived and cared for this land, riding their sacred Vespas to Olive Garden since time immemorial.
totallynotskoden.bsky.social
rip land acknowledgements

you would have loved christopher columbus