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Morpsl @morpseus.bsky.social · 17h

Damit der Bestie endlich keinen Aschenbecher mehr braucht während er Sportschau guckt

Morpsl @morpseus.bsky.social · 17h

Wir basteln einen Fliesentisch

As a bit

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Morpsl @morpseus.bsky.social · 5d

Ich probier aktuell Deezer aus und es ist ganz gut, Playlists kannste aus Spotify migrieren und es gibt Shaker was so'n bisschen wie Spotify Jam ist

Morpsl @morpseus.bsky.social · 6d

Oh fuck bitte

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 10d

BY THE WAY

If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.

There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.

Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."

TURN IT OFF.

Screenshot from Windows Settings>Privacy and Security>Text and image Generation.

"Text and image generation uses on-device AI technologies to quickly respond to requests. Turning this settings off will not affect apps and features using cloud AI technologies.

Text and image generation
Windows and anyone using this device can use Text and image generation.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 11d

ratlimit is a greatest of all time poster

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Morpsl @morpseus.bsky.social · 14d

Muss morgen früh arbeiten sorry du weißt wies ist

Morpsl @morpseus.bsky.social · 15d

🧊🧦 imho

Morpsl @morpseus.bsky.social · Sep 26

Fanter! ☝️🤓

Morpsl @morpseus.bsky.social · Sep 26

Ayo wtf :v

Morpsl @morpseus.bsky.social · Sep 26

Puuuh das hatte ich auf der alten Arbeit auch irgendwie öfter als lieb war, dass plötzlich Leute zum Probearbeiten auf der Matte standen und keiner wusste was. Sich für die dann noch Aufgaben ausdenken dürfen ist aber auch anders doof...

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Authenticity Trip | 200-Proof Games @200proofgames.bsky.social · Sep 23

Listen. First off, cokelike is a misnomer because that genre was ORIGINALLY Kolacore before Coke took all the market share. Second, Dr. Pepper has a lot of traditional indie rootbrew characteristics despite being a AAA beverage with a AAA budget, though tbh it’s just cornslop at the end of the day

Joe Tilleli @sorrywrongjoe.bsky.social · Sep 23

Easily the best cokelike

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Morpsl @morpseus.bsky.social · Sep 23

ofenfrisch, viel spaß
youtu.be/tyU5Xkk6TuE?...

The War on Science

YouTube video by Shaun

youtu.be

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Apr 10

Kurt Vonnegut man

Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man.
You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.
I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by.
And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around
And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around.
And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."

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Morpsl @morpseus.bsky.social · Sep 20

Barnfarn 🚂🚂🚂

Morpsl @morpseus.bsky.social · Sep 20

Fucktoy activate!

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · Sep 18

It's wild to me that there is a small but vocal section of the wrestling fandom that hates Omega for this. Man was able to go at 60-70% speed, in a match with actual flow and structure, with a literal child.

That's god-tier level professionalism.

Chris Washington 🧛‍♂️ @cwashington.bsky.social · Sep 18

Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.

Thought you'd enjoy this.

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Morpsl @morpseus.bsky.social · Sep 17

ohno

Morpsl @morpseus.bsky.social · Sep 17

Skills they don't teach you in school

Morpsl @morpseus.bsky.social · Sep 17

Absolutely sniped

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Sushicatz @sushicatz.bsky.social · Sep 16

All Night Forever #deltarune #puppet

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Morpsl @morpseus.bsky.social · Sep 17

Guna du Zuckermaus

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Sabrina Imbler @sabs.bsky.social · Sep 17

if you read one thing today, make it this absolutely devastating piece from a fact-checker who quit the New Yorker
bidoun.org/articles/hou...

Though the man’s killing had been filmed, a fact checker is obliged to seek comment from any party alleged to have committed a crime. I called the soldier’s lawyer. He picked up from a café, where I could hear trance music blasting in the background. The lawyer told me that while, yes, his client did shoot the man picking olives, and yes, the man did die, the Israeli military court found his client not guilty of murder because the man picking olives was a terrorist who was throwing stones. Even though the video did not show the Palestinian man throwing stones, the court said that he was, so he was. QED, his client did not murder anyone, and it would be slanderous for us to say so.

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Morpsl @morpseus.bsky.social · Sep 17

Es hat schon comedic effect wenn du dich ins Auto setzt, anschallst, Bremse und Kupplung drückst und hinter dir machts *tschak* und der Kofferraum ist entriegelt und möchte nochmal von Hand geschlossen werden