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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · Dec 6
Joker: wanna know how I got these scars? It was a car accident batman. It killed my wife. My wife is dead batman he he

Batman: my parents are dead

*They start kissing*
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 13m
slurping gumbo straight out the pot with the voracious tenacity of a starving child in wartime when let to a feast
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 15m
Who up treasuring they planet
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 20m
You ever just find a hidden jar of pickle spears with 1 or 2 left in the back of the fridge, and you just think god damn im a genius. it was right next to the condenser so the brine is extra chilled
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 39m
Love programs named "notes" or "calendar" that just perfectly do the one fucking thing it's god damn supposed to for once
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 43m
beethoven was low key cooking
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 45m
move bitch you're freaking me out
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 45m
Greened out looking at the macbook "active mic" icon in the status bar and freaking out until i realize that I have fl studio open which ive been staring at the whole time
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 47m
i think my ass needs a treat. i think my ass needs a nap
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 1h
daddy gas down on the new hunter. that was nearly a perfect fight i somehow got him to like 12% heath before he even popped phase 2 using ripostes
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 1h
Nah but for real though you know when one of your buttcheeks gets low key itchy from the fabric in like one little concentrated spot and it becomes unbearable and you finally relent and scratch it perfectly and it's got that cooling effect
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 1h
filling my balls up with helium
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 9d
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 2h
You need to polish it to a mirror finish to deflect lasers
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 2h
*Arnold Palmer making contact with an amicable remote tribe*

Villager: We are pleased to welcome you. Please try our signature drink. It is half of what you call iced tea, and half lemonade

Arnold Palmer: Wow, this is delicious. I just invented it
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 2h
yes but what lmao, i thought it was part of the meme like it was absurd or something
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 2h
Hmm, I love them. They are now mine
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 2h
Gently kissing all my power tools goodnight and tucking them into the shed
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 2h
are those YOURS
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 3h
hey we need to talk. it's just that ever since you fell in that puddle we don't think you're a great fit for the Dry Butt Boys anymore. you can keep the gun but we'll need the badge back
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 3h
What A coincidence, I am absolutely bursting at the seams with bees
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Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 4h
swearing an oath in the breakroom
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Grave Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 4h
The "up high" part of the high five was fun. I think I'll participate in the "down low" part next
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 3h
i remember this but not what it was a reply to
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Busiaco @busia.co · 2d
If you're "not afraid of hobgoblins" then why does your ring of warning light up whenever I'm near?
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Sludge Ambassador @moistcontent.com · 3h
It's sean evans