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@mmmatch.es

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Internet raccoon (/coyote/donkey), stuff maker, thing doer, sneaker enthusiast, animal costume connoisseur. He/him. Minneapolis • https://mmmatch.es

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Ringer @mmmatch.es · Dec 24

Sometimes self care is making a new ref sheet even if you never actually commission any art

A ref sheet for Ringer (a small raccoon), Bruto (a large donkey), and Bravado (a normal-sized coyote)

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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 2h

100%

Ringer @mmmatch.es · 3h

Being forcibly escorted out of the interview after asking whether they supply the udders or I have to bring my own

Ollie (Ollie Edition) @bigboybark.bsky.social · 1d

email in my inbox: "Dairy Farmers of America is hiring a..." 🐷💦

"...marketing manager" 😩

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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 3h

Honestly I respect it

Ringer @mmmatch.es · 3h

Ollie I do think you need to look up what dairy is

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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 4h

Okay, look,

Ringer @mmmatch.es · 4h

Now that you say that I'm convinced they were looking at that when they made him

Ringer @mmmatch.es · 5h

Every fucking time I see this guy I think "oh that's kind of a cute lion".

He is, regrettably, not a lion.

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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 7h

Cargo pants

Ringer @mmmatch.es · 19h

To cover you? Yeah I can do that

Ringer @mmmatch.es · 20h

Beautiful boy!

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 1d

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 21h

We all had our phases

Ringer @mmmatch.es · 21h

It really doesn't get truer than generalist for me

Ringer @mmmatch.es · 1d

A tiny parrot

Ringer @mmmatch.es · 1d

"Oh, she's Polly"
"What, like has multiple partners?"
"No, like she's a parrot"

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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 1d

I don't think this is allowed

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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 1d

We refer to planes as "she", right

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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 1d

A quarter of a century ago I was an animal for the first time

A picture of a raccoon standing on a roof, and a polaroid of a horse standing on the same roof, dated October 14, 2000

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🎃 Spooky pink cat 🎃 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · 1d

When people ask what the frog costumes and silliness accomplish.

THIS IS WHAT it accomplishes.

Trump and co were hoping for violent militaristic protesters burning stuff down. They got silly inflatable frogs.

It pisses them off because they can't weaponize that.

Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 1d

one of the reasons they're so mad at "no kings" is that they thought they were going to get a different kind of protest. they *want* the black bloc to be out there fighting with the cops. those are the images they've been trying to generate from "go." instead--

newrepublic.com/article/2016...

MAGA Rage at “No Kings” Boils Over—and It Quickly Backfires on Trump

As Trump allies smear the coming protests, a good writer on MAGA skewers the absurdity of these attacks on large swaths of Americans—and explains why our best recourse will be to turn out in force.

newrepublic.com

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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 1d

You're a bark producer

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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 1d

What more do they have to do to prove they don’t deserve your money

Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 2d

Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.

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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 1d

That your handle may become less alliterative in the future, maybe

Ringer @mmmatch.es · 1d

if you CPAP, say PAP

Ringer @mmmatch.es · 2d

Make the logo bigger

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 6d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

Ringer @mmmatch.es · 2d

My boomer take on technology is we should stop hiding and/or rearranging web video controls depending on whether your cursor is on or near them

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