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SLAM JOHNSON

@mlyp.bsky.social

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 3d

"Lori? I'm from the internet."

Out now on Patreon <3
www.patreon.com/posts/141021...

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 1h

It’s there but stupid. I’m trying to find a place to store it where I can get it all up front properly. Will probably spring for proper hosting for my website on payday and do something there

SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2h

soundcloud.com/mlyp

I'm trying to find a proper hosting solution but for now all my music from my videos is free on soundcloud for creative commons use - just throw a credit back to me

MLYP

MY MAIN GOAL IS TO GET SIMULTANEOUS DEATH THREATS FROM ALL MEMBERS OF THE HIT TV SHOW

soundcloud.com

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 17h

"I'm From The Internet."
youtu.be/yUhV7JFdOic

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 6h

Put some new music out too - continuing my trend of taking 1 element from a piece of the metal gear soundtrack and building on it

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MY MAIN GOAL IS TO GET SIMULTANEOUS DEATH THREATS FROM ALL MEMBERS OF THE HIT TV SHOW

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 4h

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 6h

Put some new music out too - continuing my trend of taking 1 element from a piece of the metal gear soundtrack and building on it

Mi-24

MY MAIN GOAL IS TO GET SIMULTANEOUS DEATH THREATS FROM ALL MEMBERS OF THE HIT TV SHOW

soundcloud.com

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Brian McFadden @mcfadden.bsky.social · 16h

Asking Sam Altman's Porno A.I. to make Edward Penishands play the piano like Jerry Lee Lewis to burn every data center to the ground.

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 17h

"I'm From The Internet."
youtu.be/yUhV7JFdOic

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 1d

New Video Day (later today)

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 1d

Tilki is 3 now!

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 1d

Canadian Pedophile DOWN

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 1d

there's some podcasts i love - and I just can't listen to them because it's 4 minutes of ads every 15 minutes. Insufferable experience.

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 1d

fucked up that i turn up in twitch chats and people now recognise me - Please do not perceive me when I'm trying to get NorthernLion or Tom Walker to riff on my messages

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 1d

Snake, watch for the loose skin at the base of his neck.

It’s a grip point. Seize it to control their head and initiate CQC. Use it to break their posture, and finish with a clean takedown.

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

I'm slowly recycling some podcast stuff into proper video stuff

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merritt @merrittk.com · 2d

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 2d

gorillas are proof even vegans can be strong

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

at what point of youtube clout do i get to get emails from (and decline) raid shadow legends sponsorship offers

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

whats fucked up is its 1.90:1

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

tbh the only thing that gets me to an imax these days is if its a godzilla type movie - that deserves a bigger screen than the big screen

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

tall screen

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

Feeding my dog cheese until it explodes to own the left

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

Not to contribute further to the Hasan Maybe Electrocutes his dog discourse but when 5 of the internets most popular pedophiles and rapists are all doing zapruder style film analysis then it’s hard to take it seriously.

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

posting stuff like this to scare the normies that accidentally followed me

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