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mliparota.bsky.social
Matt
@mliparota.bsky.social
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this world is a nightmare
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 9h
Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 1d
Me every time someone walks into my restaurant.
Sword of Vermilion for the Sega Genesis The hero visits an empty restaurant. He's greeted with a "Welcome! You didn't come here to eat, did you?"
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Matt @mliparota.bsky.social · 18h
Look, I’m a Spider-Man guy. I get it
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Matt @mliparota.bsky.social · 18h
Also there’s a huge swath of the middle and late Krakoa period that top out at “just fine” and the thing always had an expiration date on it
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Matt @mliparota.bsky.social · 18h
My X-Men take is the same as it is for so many other character and things: Just be normal about it
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X-Men Don't Need Britches 💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 1d
What's an opinion about X-Men that'll get you sent to jail? Is Jean really interesting or really boring? Should Logan have stayed dead? Do you think a certain x-mens outfit is positively horrendous even though people seem to love it?

The Brood Saga is better than Dark Phoenix imo 🤷
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Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 1d
You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
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Matt @mliparota.bsky.social · 21h
It’s because he’s so scary they’ll choke on their own screams
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Matt @mliparota.bsky.social · 1d
One of the weirdest things about some STAR TREK fans is how many of them will twist themselves into pretzels to insist that the central organization of the franchise that fights all space battles and executes all the wars is not a military in any way, shape, or form
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Matt @mliparota.bsky.social · 1d
That fish:
a black background with red text that says wasted
ALT: a black background with red text that says wasted
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Matt @mliparota.bsky.social · 2d
Do you think Vulcans have a stigma against being really into birds and birding for fear it makes them seem too Romulan
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 3d
Smurfs real. I can’t talk more right now but smurfs are real
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Matt @mliparota.bsky.social · 4d
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Errol 🦇 🏳️‍🌈 @eerieseymour.bsky.social · 5d
The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.
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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @assassin-ace.wtf · 5d
they could have learned a lot from The Sopranos
two panel meme showing AJ and his mother Carmela sitting at the dinner table eating Chinese takeout, and AJ asks his father "Is it true the Chinese invented spaghetti?" in the bottom panel you see Tony Soprano looking very brooding but the text over it says "Great question AJ! while Asian noodles originated in China, pasta is believed to have developed independently in Italy and is a stable food of Italian cuisine, with evidence of Etruscans making pasta as early as 400 BCE in Italy. I'm always glad when you come to me with curious questions. I love you son."
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 7d
Just saw a Progressive commercial without Flo. I feel sick
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Matt @mliparota.bsky.social · 7d
I, too, can lie
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VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 7d
Elon Musk says his XAI company will release a ‘great AI-generated game’ by the end of 2026.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/elon-mu...
Elon Musk says his xAI company will release a ‘great AI-generated game’ by the end of 2026 | VGC
Musk says his “xAI game studio” will be able to generate games…
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 8d
If I see Picard wearing his little cardigan, I know it's gonna be a banger episode
Picard in "The Inner Light" Picard and Darmok in "Darmok" Picard and Crusher in "Attached" Picard and Nella Daren in "Lessons"
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Matt @mliparota.bsky.social · 9d
-Jeremy Parish in 2003, peering into his future
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 9d
Why doesn’t Bluey use her immense wealth to implement social services and eliminate the root causes of crime in Gotham city.
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 9d
Bluey is rich.
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Matt @mliparota.bsky.social · 9d
a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs miami heat basketball game
ALT: a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs miami heat basketball game
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Matt @mliparota.bsky.social · 9d
Seems like a perfect ploy to get one of my best Pokemon and turn them against me
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Matt @mliparota.bsky.social · 9d
Someone go and free my son. I miss him. This can’t go on
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Matt @mliparota.bsky.social · 9d
Sorry honey our child’s college fund is gone because I really thought Cartman was gonna say the name of a medicine on an episode of television
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 9d
Why does Bruce Wayne not use his vast wealth and resources to build some sort of superhero persona and tackle crime directly, akin to that Batman fella?
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