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Michael Watts
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USN 2002-08 MM2(NUKE/SW), Uncle, Owns a cat, Dem, Politics & Simpsons Geek, #TexPat in CO. Tweets are my own & do not reflect the orgs I represent.
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · Jan 20
Don’t blame me. I voted for Harris

#Inauguration2025
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 2h
MLB 2025 Postseason
World Series LAD-TOR Game 5

Schneider & Guerrero Jr open with back-to-back HRs. Yesavage fans 12

World Series tied 2-2, Game 5 winner wins series 67% time

TOR 3-2
HISTORY! Trey Yesavage breaks Koufax’s record (12 strikeouts as a ROOKIE in a World Series game!) 😳
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 9h
Our government is shutdown, and our “president” is willing to meet with Kim Jong Un, but not Chuck Schumer.

America first, right?
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 3h
a cartoon of homer simpson holding a white hat with the words whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 3h
NFL 2025 Week 9 TV Maps

TNF: BAL-MIA

NFL Sunday
CBS (DH): IND-PIT | KC-BUF
Fox: MN-DET

SNF: SEA-WSH

MNF: AZ-DAL
506 Sports - NFL Maps: Week 9, 2025
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 4h
Dr Strangelove Major Kong Rides The Bomb 1080p
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 4h
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 4h
“Due to a fire at the army testing lab a bunch of escaped, infected monkeys are roaming the expressway. Despite the sweltering heat, don't unroll your windows because those monkeys seem confused and irritable!”
Monkeys escape from overturned truck on Mississippi highway
Officials say monkeys escaped captivity when a truck carrying them overturned on a Mississippi highway.
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 4h
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Trump orders Pentagon to begin testing nuclear weapons 'immediately'
The U.S. voluntarily halted nuclear explosive testing in 1992, though it has the ability to resume tests at a site in Nevada.
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 6h
This Week In Sportsball: NFL 2025 Week 8
This Week in Sportsball: NFL Week Eight Edition (2025)
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 9h
Jurors convict Illinois deputy of killing Sonya Massey but can't agree on first-degree murder charge
An Illinois jury has convicted a sheriff’s deputy of second-degree murder in the shooting death of Sonya Massey, a Black woman who called 911 to report a suspected prowler.
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 9h
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 9h
Lionel Hutz: Oh sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. (scoffs) Look at him, he’s wearing a belt. That’s Hollywood for ya.
Homer Simpson Guest Stars on L.A. Law (HD, 1992)
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 14h
Speaker Mike Johnson is perpetually trying to deceive people. He uses his milquetoast speech and persona to mask his determination to ruthlessly cause harm. He wears his “Christianity” on his sleeve as a decoy from his evil intentions. He is not a good person, he just tries to play one on TV.
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Laura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 16h
Every word of this from Tressie McMillan Cottam.
I am tired of Democrats fetishizing white working class men & infantilizing white working class voters that racism is the price of electability.
Platner needs to drop out. And some Democrats need to check themselves.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/o...
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 22h
When you accidentally hit “free roam mode” on your Roomba.
When you accidentally hit “free roam mode” on your Roomba.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16h
The federal criminal justice system is being systematically dismantled and destroyed piece by piece and turned into a mob boss’s network of corrupt consiglieres and thugs, where good people simply doing their jobs are rooted out and eradicated.
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Rhuta Bhayga @rhutabhayga.bsky.social · 1d
Karoline Leavitt officially announced the "Launch of a large-scale investigation to find the people behind 'No Kings.'"

I've saved her some time.
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 1d
Clyde!
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 1d
Homer: We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman. She's 100 years old, and she weighs over 200 tons.

THIS ENORMOUS WONAN WILL DEVOUR US ALL! AAAHHHH!

Homer: I - I meant the statue.

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Today in History: October 28, Statue of Liberty dedicated in New York
1636: Harvard College established 1962: Cuban Missile Crisis compromise 1991: 'The Perfect Storm' strikes Eastern Seaboard
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 1d
MLB 2025 Postseason
World Series Game 4 LAD-TOR

This one ended much sooner than Game 3’s 18-inning epic

Guerrero gets the Blue Jays on the board in the 3rd with a 2-run HR off Ohtani. Blue Jays add 4 more in 7th

2-2

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Blue Jays vs. Dodgers World Series Game 4 Highlights (10/28/25) | MLB Highlights
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 1d
Or just watch Judgment At Nuremberg

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1961 MOVIE: Judgment At Nuremberg
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 1d
Donald Trump’s Plan to Subvert the Midterms Is Already Under Way
Our election system is reaching a breaking point.
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 2d
MLB 2025 Postseason
World Series LAD-TOR Game 3

At 10 minutes from midnight in Los Angeles, Freddy Freeman walks it off in the bottom of the 18th

LAD 2-1

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Dodgers' Freddie Freeman crushes WALK-OFF HOME RUN in 18th inning of World Series Game 3
YouTube video by FOX Sports
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 2d
2025 World Series Game 3 summary
The Simpsons - 346 Consecutive Hours
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Michael Watts @mjwatts1983.bsky.social · 2d
The organist was during this game

There was no game at Dodgers Stadium in October 1975

1)World Series was CIN-BOS

And 2)Dodgers finished in 2nd place 20 games behind eventual World Series champion Reds in the NL West