His only excuse would have been if he knew there was an AED in the hallway but NOPE

Can't top this one I got in a text

This motherfucker falls asleep inside the Oval office during an actual press conference and nobody in the News is talking about

If this had happened to Joe Biden, this would be on the news 24/7 every single day until the next election

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

I hate her, yet have a grudging admiration for her chutzpah and survival instincts

Watching RFK jr run away from someone collapsing feels like a harbinger of things to come

he knows the worm did it

If he's not running for the AED he's got some explaining to do.

I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning!

Gotta give Oz credit, he went into Dr mode. RfK Jr hightailed it out of the room. Trump? Useless. Where is the Oval Office AED?

These good boys and girls are therapy dogs waiting to start their shift at a children’s hospital. 🥺

Hooray!!

They are all so frigging old.

He's wondering Did I die and go to heaven?

Wow, Trump really IS a 9/11 all by himself

@karenho.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/zohrankmamdani.bsky.social/post/3m4xoo3pf4s2r could you work for him?

Mel acts too old for Peg #goldenbachelor

Motherfucker is 100% putting a "Gather" sign in the kitchen. President Basic Bitch, man. bsky.app/profile/ones...

There's so much awful news in the world today that it really is a pleasure to share in other people's joy. I got home from work just in time to see the news cross live to Mamdani's victory speech and I stood there frozen, watching with a big grin on my face, in my living room, in Sydney Australia.

This person took this when they called the race

I don't want to see THAT ascending from the water!

A nectarine?