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i'm gonna go over their discography a couple times. once i started i realised i wanted to do a full blog post that goes a little deeper. some albums are full of easily inferred sapphic lines; but others are almost all subtext.

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Robbie Nicol @robbienicol.bsky.social · 16h

Do I know any science teachers in Auckland who could help me film a video where I set methane bubbles on fire?

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 16h

@pussy.meangirls.online i'm gonna publish the full arctic monkeys sapphic analysis once i've listened to all their albums again but did you consider "let me be your portable heater" means he wants to get under her desk

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 16h

best i can do is visa fraud

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 16h

eats performance

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Ange 🍞🌹🏳️‍🌈 🇳🇿 @seawall.bsky.social · 17h

Hire River, she's good at cleaning. And organising too!

mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 18h

anyone in Wellington need a cleaner? spring time a good time for a spring clean, and who better to hire than someone who gets immense satisfaction out of seeing the difference she's made?

$70/2hr, $100/3hr, + travel. $120/4hr just for one-offs. can re-stock your cleaning supplies on my way over :)

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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 21h

We got abortion out of the crimes act and now we need to get te reo into the health act

Shawn @swampy-kiwi.bsky.social · 21h

being bilingual and actively using both languages has been shown to delay the need for care

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 17h

the LLM thing reminds me of how people will use a bunch of five-dollar words to try look smart and disguise that what they're saying is nonsense, and that it apparently works on some people

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · Oct 13

hey guys check this out

an mspaint (well, i'm actually lying i partially used gimp because i was feeling lazy and didn't want to manually center the text but this is extremely possible in paint) image in the style of a jeopardy question. the trademark blue background has capitalized white text in ITC Korinna Bold centered that reads "POPULARIZED BY KATIE TIGHTPUSSY, THIS OBJECT CAN BE SEEN WHEREVER CAREFULLY LOOKED". as a side note, the text has the correct drop shadow, an attention to detail that i hope is appreciated. the answer to this statement is of course the question, "What is a clock?" as there are clocks everywhere for those with the eyes to see them. this might be where someone goes "ermmm katie there is no clock here?" much like yesterday where someone tried to explain to me the clock in my own clock drawing, but i ask of them: have you looked carefully? have you noticed the count of the words? the spacing of the words? the positioning of the letters? have you truly open your eyes and begun to see?

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 18h

can also help with tidying and organising, ADHD peeps! I'll take everything out of your cupboards, throw out all the expired/broken stuff, and put it all back organised in containers

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 18h

anyone in Wellington need a cleaner? spring time a good time for a spring clean, and who better to hire than someone who gets immense satisfaction out of seeing the difference she's made?

$70/2hr, $100/3hr, + travel. $120/4hr just for one-offs. can re-stock your cleaning supplies on my way over :)

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 18h

you're gonna be the one that saves me

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