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Chris Miller
@millerlowlife14.bsky.social
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Watches movies. Loves baseball. Hates fascists.
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 2h
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A ★★★½ review of Eddington (2025)
It's not the best movie I've seen this year. That final act is entertaining, but it's also a fucking mess. It is the best movie I've seen this year that also made me want to throw a brick at the telev...
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Cigar Thoughts @cigarthoughtsnfl.com · 3h
Seattle likely gets a deferred 4th back if he’s not extended. Damn-near risk-free acquisition with Tory Horton waiting in the wings.
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Trade! The Saints are sending WR Rashid Shaheed to the Seahawks, sources tell me and @rapsheet.bsky.social
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Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 5h
The trade is good WR run fast don't be dorks
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 4h
i could smell the onions and mustard
A young Aleksei Kravchenko with a face of abject horror in Elem Klimov's fucking devastating Come and See.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 5h
A24 could never conjure a horror like this
Pic of Trump and Pirro looking ghastly with social media post saying “No one parties like Judge Jeanine and President Trump, as they make it law and order to dance the night away.”
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 4h
The Jets got a real shot here to screw this up so spectacularly that they make documentaries about it for years to come.
andrewsiciliano.bsky.social Andrew Siciliano @andrewsiciliano.bsky.social · 4h
Jets now have FIVE 1st-round picks and THREE 2nd-rounders in the 2026 and 2027 drafts combined.

Absurd.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 4h
i'm also defying the courts. with my mesmerizing footwork and backboard-shattering dunks
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 4h
The Jets appear to be tanking for a college QB who does not presently exist
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 5h
#nowwatching
EDDINGTON(2025)
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 17h
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A ★★★½ review of Highest 2 Lowest (2025)
I thought this one was really good. Not quite "great", but still has a spot with my favorites of the year so far.
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 19h
#nowwatching
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 21h
He wants to play solitaire so bad
awfulannouncing.bsky.social Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 21h
Stephen A. Smith next to Jerry Jones in the AT&T Stadium suite to watch Cardinals-Cowboys MNF. #NFL #MNF
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 21h
rfk jr writing up an erowid trip report to detail his experience ingesting 500 mg of seed oils
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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 1d
He Jeff Jarretted it.
razzball.bsky.social Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d
“I would like to take this time to apologize… to absolutely fucking nobody!”
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 1d
King of the mfing mountain
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 1d
these people are just pathologically stupid
@SethGRosenberg 8h My experience voting in NYC: 1. No ID required 2. Zohran on the ballot twice in the top row 3. Eric Adams, who dropped out to avoid splitting the vote, still on the ballot 4. Cuomo in the bottom right corner, 2nd row @fresco_inferno in ny state multiple parties can endorse same candidate, which is why a candidate can appear twice. only one registered party that appears @SethGRosenberg A logical system would be you vote for a person + party, so all votes for Zohran #2 would go towards the 2nd party I asked, and of course, if you vote for Zohran #1 or Zohran #2, they're added together for the Democrats
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 1d
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A ★★½ review of A House of Dynamite (2025)
Kind of felt like the unfinished hand job of nuclear apocalypse films.
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 1d
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 1d
#nowwatching
A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE(2025)
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KSK @dktrstrangelove.bsky.social · 1d
The Vikings then-RB Robert Smith in MST3K:
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 1d
Dan Quinn Scooby doo meme reveal. He's actually Mike Shanahan.
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · Sep 21
WELCOME TO LOCKTOBERFEST, BABYYYYYYYYYYY
a man in a seahawks jersey with the number 2
Alt: Drew Lock garbage time, baby
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 1d
YEE, and I mean this sincerely, HAW
culturecrave.co Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d
The #GodzillaMinusOne sequel is officially titled ‘Godzilla: Minus Zero’ 🎥
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 1d
Emmanwori is a dude
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 1d
First half in a nutshell
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