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Chris Miller
@millerlowlife14.bsky.social
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Watches movies. Loves baseball. Hates fascists.
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Seattle likely gets a deferred 4th back if he’s not extended. Damn-near risk-free acquisition with Tory Horton waiting in the wings.
Trade! The Saints are sending WR Rashid Shaheed to the Seahawks, sources tell me and @rapsheet.bsky.social
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The trade is good WR run fast don't be dorks
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i could smell the onions and mustard
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A24 could never conjure a horror like this
The Jets got a real shot here to screw this up so spectacularly that they make documentaries about it for years to come.
Jets now have FIVE 1st-round picks and THREE 2nd-rounders in the 2026 and 2027 drafts combined.

Absurd.
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i'm also defying the courts. with my mesmerizing footwork and backboard-shattering dunks
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The Jets appear to be tanking for a college QB who does not presently exist
He wants to play solitaire so bad
Stephen A. Smith next to Jerry Jones in the AT&T Stadium suite to watch Cardinals-Cowboys MNF. #NFL #MNF
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rfk jr writing up an erowid trip report to detail his experience ingesting 500 mg of seed oils
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He Jeff Jarretted it.
“I would like to take this time to apologize… to absolutely fucking nobody!”
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these people are just pathologically stupid
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
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The Vikings then-RB Robert Smith in MST3K:
YEE, and I mean this sincerely, HAW
The #GodzillaMinusOne sequel is officially titled ‘Godzilla: Minus Zero’ 🎥
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