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When Josh Lyman said 'The internet people have gone crazy' he meant me. Authentic Michelle fandom content, accept no substitutes. Izzy Canyon dweller. Mod, The Care and Keeping of Unicorns 🦄♠️ she/her

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Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 23d

Ralph from the Simpsons standing talking to two adults captioned "Two fictional characters were on bluesky having consensual sex and I saw the consent and the consent looked at me"

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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️#OFMDForLife🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 21h

Ed Teach?

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Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 23h

😐

Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 1d

Showing off your huge patronus upper arm tattoo and declaring your love of HP in the year of our lord 2025.

a man in a suit and tie is looking up at something

Alt: Mr Bean looking frustrated and disappointed

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Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 1d

Sold the HP tabletop game for $30 to a white man who still proudly has a patronus tattoo he showed me. Sir I lied it's not fun it's actually too hard and really frustrating and we never beat it and I hope it makes you and your gf fight 💅

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Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 1d

Needs must, I think.

Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 1d

If it couldn't have been the guardians righting the Wrong, it has to be this.

Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 1d

I am definitely rooting Brewers because 1) fuck the Dodgers, 2) everyone else in the AL is my Enemy and 3) Midwest Kinship

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Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 1d

If we accept that the 2016 World Series contested between the two teams with the longest title droughts created this hellscape timeline then I think we absolutely need the Mariners and Brewers, two teams who have never won, to be in this year's Series to right everything.

This is how sports works.

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Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 1d

You can't just say things like this without warning a person.

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Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 1d

JILLIAN

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Sera Spookynights @seraphknights.bsky.social · 2d

"izzy shouldn't be singing during ed and stede's first time it ruins it" you fool. that's how they're staying hard.

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Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 1d

Omg no it's so perfect I am wheezing 😂😂😂 my husband does that to me all the time to make fun of me

Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 help I can't

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Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 2d

Me. I'm 4th generation on my dad's side and I assume most of Italy would be more proud to claim me than they are than genocidal maniac.

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 2d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

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Dr.MRO/ Axel Folio @isasaxonists.bsky.social · 2d

Obligatory post in honor of Indigenous Peoples Day. Have a blessed one (unless you're a racist, then you can go to hell).

Bad Place characters in two panels
Top panel: Fun fact: Columbus is in the bad place
Bottom panel: because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

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Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 2d

Right???

Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 2d

Me: I need to spend every waking minute I'm not parenting packing this house.
Also me: BUT THE CHRISTMAS CRAFT SHOW IN THE WOODS

And if I hadn't gone I would not have acquired among other things this jolly lil Santa magnet so really it was essential for morale.

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 2d

ai is a fascist tool. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

Ilyasah Shabazz didn’t want to look at the AI-generated videos of her father, Malcolm X. The seemingly realistic clips — made by OpenAI’s new video-maker Sora 2 — show the legendary civil rights activist making crude jokes, wrestling with the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. and talking about defecating on himself.

“It is deeply disrespectful and hurtful to see my father’s image used in such a cavalier and insensitive manner when he dedicated his life to truth,” Shabazz, whose father was assassinated in front of her in 1965 when she was 2, told The Washington Post. She questioned why the developers were not acting “with the same morality, conscience, and care … that they’d want for their own families.”

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Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 2d

Mood.

Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 3d

Sagittarius: Today’s planetary configuration resembles a middle finger but it’s probably nothing.

Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like he would probably be really excited to see Encino Man.

Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 3d

Ahhhh ok that makes sense. I grew up on it as one of my favorite movies, even though that scene is horrifying.

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Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 3d

You come onto MY RTs with THE NEVERENDING STORY SLANDER?????? 🫨🫨🫨

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Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 3d

I hate them!!!!! 😂

Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 3d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Eggs
Interstellar (fight me)
With Arms Wide Open

Cae, but Spooky 🎃👻🪦 @caedmonfaith.bsky.social · 3d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

Oooh, we love a hater post

Coconut
American Dreamz
Margaritaville

🎃Bushybritches🎃 @bushybritches.bsky.social · 3d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

Fish 🤢
Forrest Gump 🤢🤮
A Horse With No Name🤢🤢🤮

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Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 3d

YAY CONGRATS I CAN'T WAIT!!!!

a woman in a green fur coat is standing in front of a group of people and clapping her hands .

Alt: Chef clapping her hands and wiggling excitedly

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