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When Josh Lyman said 'The internet people have gone crazy' he meant me. Authentic Michelle fandom content, accept no substitutes. Izzy Canyon dweller. she/her
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Desperate Housewives Posting: Lynette letting Eddie HOLD THE BABY while she CALLS THE POLICE ON HIM FOR MURDER is completely fucking unhinged. This is a literal serial killer and sure you're being his mom right now but YOU ARE THAT NEWBORN INFANT'S ACTUAL MOTHER WHO IS TEN MINUTES POSTPARTUM
December 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Are the people mad that Heated Rivalry is just what it says on the tin - Forbidden Love Romance Story: Sex and Yearning - and not prestige tv commentary on the human experience ok? It's ok to not like it but also not everything has to be Important. Some things can just be fun. Lighten up.
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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It's hard to feel like celebrating anything these days but may we all let the light be a beacon of hope for better times ahead. Happy Hanukkah ❤️ #ofmd
December 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Just broke a super cute Joann Christmas platter please be kind to me in my time of need 😭
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
For my next trick, I will have my family over for the kid's birthday party and not talk about heated rivalry unless someone else brings it up first.
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I have watched the Heated Rivalry episode and I fear it is not enough to hit them with a bus, I need to go heist the crawler they use to transport rockets. They're too dumb to get out of the way it'll work great.
a large piece of metal with the number 1 on it
Alt: the giant platform on treads NASA uses to move rockets. There are very tiny people on the shot for scale
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Something about "grink" is making my brain read it as "or-ghee" instead of "or-gee".
going to the grink orgy
December 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I think this one literally happened
December 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I hate it here.
Not surprised, of course. But still. Steal from the creators who made your company what it is at a large enough scale, and you reward the thieves with wealth the likes of which none of us will ever see.

openai.com/index/disney...
The Walt Disney Company and OpenAI reach landmark agreement to bring beloved characters from across Disney’s brands to Sora
Agreement marks a significant step in setting meaningful standards for responsible AI in entertainment.
openai.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
A way to be a task rabbit putting together people's flat pack furniture in a way that won't result in my murder.
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Works: 8
Population: Me
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
tfw you successfully pull a bestie down into the fandom with you
a young man wearing a blue jersey with the letter c on it
Alt: the Heated Rivalry actors giggling together in a promo
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
On top of how this makes absolutely no sense, the notion that the entire government isn't following the same style guide might actually end me. What do you *mean* different departments are adopting different fonts WHAT DO YOU MEAN.
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Someone mentioned the Heated Rivalry Foley artists and when I tell you I can't stop thinking about it.
December 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
December 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Literally thousands of years have gone just fine so.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I regret to inform you all that I also love Kip and Scott.
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I constantly wonder whether I'll internet bump into the woman from my HP college class (it was a different time) who loudly and proudly tried to discussing her self-insert fanfic with the lecture all full of students mortified that she'd bring up fic to the prof (who in hindsight def knew about fic)
December 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM