Ada Bee
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Writer, dreamer, lapsed artist. 🏳️‍⚧️🍁🔞 Mage of no small water. She/Her.
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Oh, it's December. Time to haul out one of my favourite holiday traditions, the #scryfallrandom #elfontheshelf !

It's simple. I run Scryfall's "random card" until I get an Elf. Then I post it here and talk about it.

Today's pick is... Seeker of Skybreak! She helps combo decks and is $100 in foil.
Seeker of Skybreak, a card from Magic The Gathering's 7th Edition set.
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dysphoric steergirl who can't afford horn reduction
Anne: Everyone, this is.. C-Clarabelle.. She'll be joining us in accounting.
Clara: I look forward to working with you all.
Clara stands a full head taller than Anne, is more muscular, and has two long horns. Her clenched fists are shaking nervously. In one image, she is attempting to saw them off. Clarabelle: Can you get this report to me by EOD?
Anne (nervous): Y-yes, Clara!!
Clara: Thank y-
Anne: I'd Do anything for you, Clara!!
Clara: That's not necessary, thank you.
Clara stands over Anne, holding a stack of papers, a couple of cows look over the cubicle in the background to see what's going on.
I gotta step up my game
my wife has memorized the lyrics to Wow Wow for some reason
Mouth Dreams is a common playlist in this house
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Really tired of this "I don't care who started it, you both need to get along" parent-type nonsense.

It's simple: tell the aggressor to knock it off, and stop telling their victims "just don't exist near them and they won't feel the need to do this, which means I won't feel forced to do anything"
oh no. no. absolutely the fuck not. fuck off.
a bullshit statement from Keira knightley saying she was not aware of a boycott against jk Rowling before taking a job on the new audio series and that she's "sorry" and "we're all going to have to figure out how to live together and we've all got very different opinions"
 She can fuck off.
this is the first I'm learning of this film and I hate it
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"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!
it always frustrates me that the Republicans make the Democrats sound so much more progressive than they actually are
Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "
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you don't get to count on votes from people you are letting get exterminated. if you let a fox kill the chickens, should you still expect eggs in the morning?
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I feel like the problem here is the idea that 15 year olds can't handle social media but adults can
LET'S START A WAR

START A NUCLEAR WAR
To put it in capitalism terms (because Democrats only seem to understand ideas on a business level), this is like trying to get investors by saying "we can't offer a product until we have control of the market."
Great value proposition, I must say. Starting your political position with "we won't protect you unless you vote for us". That's mob shit. Go to jail.
I was going to argue against Gruul, but then I remembered ecofascists are a thing
Izzet, Golgari, Orzhov and Gruul are the most online?
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Boros and Rakdos so low because we didn't even know this was happening

we were too busy offline doing cool shit
To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Ravnica: City of Guilds today, we're unleashing the results of last week's Question of the Week.

What's the BEST Ravnica Guild?

Tell us what you think of these results. And what does Ravnica mean to you as a Magic player? #EDH #Commander #Ravnica20 #EDRHEC
Community voted best Ravnica Guild
1. Izzet 17.0%
2. Golgari 16.4%
3. Orzhov 14.5%
4. Gruul 10.0%
5. Dimir 9.3%
6. Simic 8.4%
7. Rakdos 7.7%
8. Boros 7.1%
9. Selesnya 6.8%
10. Azorius 2.9%
The people traumatized by Simic value decks were a mitigating factor.
new tf prompt dropped
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You wanna know the real sign that spider man is an absolute flop? Limited Resources, perhaps the most "company man" podcast magic has, basically did their set review eps and then the very next show they did the sunset episode saying they did not want to play or talk about this set at all.
My brain parsed that as "Fascinating by how glocks have gotten shittier and shittier." and I was like, damn, Bee's strapping (the other kind)
"We are confident that we'll follow in the grand footsteps of The New York World under Joseph Pulitzer."