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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇

@melbailey.bsky.social

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Reads too much. Watches too much TV. Cookbook collector. Indoors Enthusiast. Paranormal Believer. From Aotearoa. General All Round Weirdo. She/Her. 🇳🇿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ I absolutely do not have my shit together.

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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · Jan 28

Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 13h

You haven't been on a train recently I hope!

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David William Sheridan @dwsheridan.bsky.social · 19h

#cats and #vampires

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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 13h

Probably just a typical lady problem: wandering womb

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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 14h

October comes; everyone wants a big-titty goth girlfriend.
Please don't adopt a goth only for halloween, they require year-round enrichment, not one month of spooky movie marathons.
Leave the care of these delicate and beautiful creatures in the hands of expert keepers.

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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 14h

OMG I love her books in a not weird way at all 😂😂

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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 15h

Our local BK carpark is really public, I think Wendy's would be a better choice.

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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 15h

Hopefully some of those will do the trick.

🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 15h

Zomromcom - Olivia Dade
Kilt Trip and Scot & Bothered - Alexandra Kiley
My Roommate is a Vampire and My Vampire Plus One - Jenna Levine
Anything written by Kathryn Freeman
Hex Appeal, Hex and the City, and Hex & Hexability - Kate Johnson

(I like witchy/vampire ones 😂😂)

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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 15h

Let me go through my reading list and pick some good ones.

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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 15h

If you do want any silly smutty little romance recommendations I am here for you.

🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 15h

Also her entire Nevermore Bookshop series is perfection.

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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 15h

Haha sadly there's more than 2 Christopi.

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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 16h

Today's throwback photo clean up gem is this hilarious take from the Young Nats 5 years ago.

Tweet from NZ Young Nats on 15 October 2020.

"National has a proven track-record of looking after and caring for our most vulnerable. Labour has nothing but talk. It's a pretty clear choice ..."

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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 18h

Bad news for all foreigners who want to go to the US then because ... well ...

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 18h

The State Department said the U.S. “has no obligation to host foreigners who wish death on Americans.”

State Department Pulls Visas Over Charlie Kirk Comments

The department gave six examples of what it said were visa holders “celebrating” Kirk’s killing.

trib.al

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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 18h

It's freeing to realise that nobody else needs to know how your organisation works.
I organise my spices in a way that possibly only makes sense to me.

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The girl Bar-boo-ssa (~'o')~ @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 1d

oh you asked chatgpt? well I got high on paint fumes and asked the fae in the woods and they think you're lame as hell for that.

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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 19h

Is there some way to trade all the Chris's* that we currently have for better ones??

*Chrises? Chrisises? Christopi?

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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 21h

Breakfast (brunch?) is avocado, feta, and tomato on toast
No soap 😂😂

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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 21h

Mistakes were made

🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 22h

Me: ohhhh yum

Or

Ackkkk

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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 22h

Pretty sure there's some chimneys that need sweeping.

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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 22h

What I would recommend is if you're walking along and you're holding a plate in one hand and there's something sticky on your other wrist, do not lick it off, it's not tomato juices, it is soap that you missed rinsing off.

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🦇👻💀 Mel 💀👻🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 1d

Looking at job ads and, honestly, fuck right off.

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Gabby HC, but a ghost, hiding in a corner @scriblit.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes there'll be a joke written by someone who's been dead for tens, hundreds of years & i'll stop and think about another human reaching through time to make another human laugh, long after they're gone, and it's so beautiful it makes me well up.

John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most life-affirming literary opinion.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

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