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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · Sep 8

SEXUAL TENSION CAPACITOR

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 3m

The Epstein Files are the new evil Sugababes

Diane @dianesf.bsky.social · 4h

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Diane @dianesf.bsky.social · 4h

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 14m

I’d love to answer any questions you might have but I won’t

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 5h

This deserves more attention. North Carolina wiped out $6.5 Billion in medical debt for 2.5 million residents. Less than 1/3 of what we paid to bail out Argentina.
www.carolinajournal.com/nc-program-w...

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 4h

Apparently the politeness and complexity of the Korean language caused South Korean airplanes to crash

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 4h

What do you think about the story that South Korean airlines kept crashing til they switched the cabin language to English?

Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 5h

😂😂 it was a bit like that. He wanted ideas for the Northern Powerhouse but kept talking about economic theories that had been debunked for years in the FT. He’s a very average person told he was a gifted child by overindulgent parents. And I would invest in jowl reshuffling surgery if I were him

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 5h

I’ve met him although bizarrely he was pretending to be someone else (he forgot and did respond to Michael). He’s one of the stupidest people in the whole goddamn world.

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 5h

Can I just say if you’re not trans and you like expressing your “feminine side” but your feminine side is only slutty, do you understand what femininity even is?

Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 5h

Can everyone be careful? We MUST NOT END UP IN A DOOM LOOP

Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 5h

Aaah Matcha. You are like sweet spinach

Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 5h

Someone needs to tell America how stupid Israelis think they are

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Bruce Don 🇪🇺 @caughtjester.bsky.social · 6h

My mate Raymond makes a delicious selection of flavoured condiments. He keeps them in our stables, it’s the best place for Ray’s sauces. #LunchPun

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 6h

I don’t dress for success, I know shit

Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 6h

I’m veloci-sexual I only date velociraptors

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Legs @stalklegs.bsky.social · 7h

What could possibly go wrong. For women. When men create fictional situations that result in our eventual rape, kidnap and murder because they got to play out all of their creative fantasies until they thought it was real

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 8h

God I did stuff yesterday don’t wanna do that shit today

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 9h

NHS for pets, please.

Vets should be made to publish prices, competition watchdog says

Vet prices have risen at nearly twice the rate of inflation, the Competition and Markets Authority found.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 8h

Been doing this for years and not a single headline

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 11h

Idk I have less and less sympathy for potter heads. It’s a toxic brand, it’s for children anyway, it’s not particularly well written, get a new identity

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 11h

I think people have to wake up to the fact Harry Potter is anti-trans hate. It’s not benign and you can’t separate the work from the author. There’s other wizards

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 11h

Feeling like I want to get up but I have a late thing and I don’t want to be tired for it so maybe more snoozing is a good idea

Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 11h

I think you’re selling yourself short there x

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 11h

Were they a woolly mammoth?

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 11h

Just seen an online spat between a man and a woman and, quite honestly, I think they’re both idiots

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