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Megan

@megyaps.bsky.social

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A petty stubborn hater that doesn’t quit but also immediately feels bad because anxiety, yay. Also, 89% unserious most days.

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Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · Nov 30

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Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 23m

The new outlook update is awful. Slowing me down. Can’t attach two emails with the same name and the spelling feature is fucked. I can spell but cannot type so usually I right click and update it but you cant do that anymore 🫩

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 1h

Not posting the story, because ya know what. I care about you. Don’t google it. Trust me. Just carry on.

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 1h

The disease monkeys may strongly push me over the edge and…like, I was always there but holy fucks alas shsuamsbs (those aren’t words because I have none).

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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 7h

The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.

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Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 2h

It woke us up early once so we’re both traumatized. Lol.

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 2h

Not my dog barking after hearing the chirp.

Skeety Davis Jr @bperry149.bsky.social · 3h

Dawg when I tell you I’m crying! Please turn the sound on!

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CIDRAP @cidrap.bsky.social · 2h

Analysis: Last year's COVID' vaccines protected well against severe illness

Overall protection against infections peaked at 4 weeks after vaccination.

www.cidrap.umn.edu/c...

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Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 3h

I need to start saying, yall instead of “guys” my bad, yall. Tell the news that. Seriously tho, it’s just a habit.

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 3h

Guys. I called my parents’ neighbor “uncle bob” because he asked to be called that while calling my actual uncle bob, “bob” ….someone tell the news, someone must report this crime

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 4h

*looks directly at camera*

CNBC @cnbc.com · 13h

Bill Gates softens 'Climate Disaster' approach, says too many resources are going to fight the problem

Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates says countries and leaders need to shift their approach to climate change and focus on 'improving lives'

cnb.cx

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Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 5h

As soon as I am conscious. And, there is a brief window that opens after I have had coffee but gets slammed shut after maybe an hour or two.

Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 6h

Anyone else get to that stage of the day where they know they just need to be on their own. Like that's enough human interaction for today thank you

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 6h

Sharing for awareness: For those able and willing to help, the Embassy of Jamaica in DC is coordinating disaster relief in the U.S.

They have asked folks to reach out to them at [email protected] to coordinate support.

The government has info on donations supportjamaica.gov.jm

Support Jamaica

supportjamaica.gov.jm

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Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 5h

I just want people in Jamaica to be okay

Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 5h

I proposed using this gif for incoming requests that we shouldn’t receive Lolol.

peter griffin from family guy sitting at a table with a plate of food and a glass of water saying woah woah woah

Alt: peter griffin from family guy sitting at a table with a plate of food and a glass of water saying, “woah woah woah” and using his hands to signal someone to stop.

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Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 5h

Oh no, people outside of my team at work are finding out that I am kinda sorta funny. Too many laughs in this teams group chat.

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Eric Topol @erictopol.bsky.social · 16h

Longer walks linked with less mortality and cardiovascular risk compared with short bouts of physical activity
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