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McButtsTheCrimeDog @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 2h

watching on youtube lately where it has an NPC that's set up to look like a player joining a singleplayer game (super common, not really noteworthy for the horror mod scene) but yeah that was not a fun dream to have.

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McButtsTheCrimeDog @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 2h

I had a truly bizarre dream last night. It was like... I was playing minecraft on singleplayer but some randos joined the game and started griefing. I assumed they were hackers but I think it was my brain combining my fear of people breaking into my house with these mc horror mod vids I've been

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McButtsTheCrimeDog @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 6h

Right wingers in the 2010's: YOU LIBERALS ARE IN AN ECHO CHAMBER BECAUSE YOU BEFRIEND PEOPLE WHO AGREE WITH YOU
Right wingers now: I made a bot who echoes all my political beliefs and validates them even when they are objectively wrong

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McButtsTheCrimeDog @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 8h

The reason Luigi Mangione is a hero and that groyper loser isn't is because Luigi made a stand against a genuinely corrupt system by taking out one of theirs and showing them how expendable even they are to capitalism while that groyper just did it for the memes and his hate filled heart.

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McButtsTheCrimeDog @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 9h

About 3 tbh. People don't realize how good I am at what I do until it's too late

tutti @tuttigachimuchi.bsky.social · 1d

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BrettUltimus🦝🎲 @brettultimus.iopublishing.com · 12h

PSA for those trying to get Twitch Partner Plus

Masae | Digital Crow Vtuber 🐦‍⬛ @masae.bsky.social · 13h

PSA for those who are trying for Partner Plus status on Twitch: A large part of the final day of the month may not count toward your point count. I got three T3 subs around 9:45pm ET Sept 30, and any ONE of them should EASILY have pushed me over the threshold (well within my usual stream time) 1/10

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Chicken Puppet @chickenpuppet.online · 16h

Elon Musk couldn’t figure out how to make a pop tart without hurting himself

jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 16h

one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it

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Ryan, hot dog @dearzeus.gay · 10h

Only a handful of things make me want to die on any given day and today it's remembering the richest man in the world is so fucking stupid and I will never be a fraction as successful despite not being fucking stupid.

Chicken Puppet @chickenpuppet.online · 16h

In case you think this is a joke

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McButtsTheCrimeDog @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 9h

Something directly out of mein kampf or some shit. And it fooled a stupid amount of people into assuming any hateful thing was just satire. It was not fun and a lot of people are very used to that.

McButtsTheCrimeDog @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 9h

I think a lot of people are a little jaded because people would post the most heinous shit and claim it was a joke and then claim you were stupid if you took it as anything but a joke but it was literally just nazi shit they were posting. I saw this so much "it's satire bro lol." And it was

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11h

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Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social · 22h

If you’re in the US it may be a good thing to do if you can afford it to have a small food pantry on your porch on Halloween for families of Trick or Treaters- SNAP benefits not existing in November will mainly impact children ❤️

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Beren's Reverie @berensreverie.bsky.social · 2d

getting top surgery next year

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Anton ☾ @antonarcana.gay · 16h

My most tin foil hat opinion is that genAI isn’t alive, but printers are. They are alive and they hate you

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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 15h

GOOD NEWS! A groundbreaking study of MORE THAN 1,000 people reveals that cancer patients who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine within 100 days of starting immunotherapy lived dramatically longer than those who didn’t. In some cases, their survival rate was DOUBLED.

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TytheWolfKing @tythewolfking.bsky.social · 15h

My reaction when I see ai art

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20h

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon's haunted

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

nasa employee: which one?

Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 3d

Red alert, poets! We now have two moons! I repeat: we now have two moons

NASA CONFIRMS EARTH NOW HAS TWO MOONS UNTIL 2083
Discovered this year but traveling with us since the 1960s, the small asteroid will drift away in 2083

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McButtsTheCrimeDog @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 15h

@protonjon.bsky.social yeah

ΛTLΛS @atlasbun.bsky.social · 3d

Trans speedrunners be like "okay we got bad rng on the character creation but if we spam E repeatedly a chest will appear"

Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4d

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laughingboylp @laughingboylp.bsky.social · 15h

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 15h

The dialogue is a whole other thing but the bit about "fuck you shoot me I'll die for this shit" and the reaction is the crux here, from Gandhi's time on down, no authoritarian in history ever knows how to respond to this and it's why it beats them whenever deployed

Blasphemous Jones @blasphemousjones.bsky.social · 2d

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."

Source:
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dyke ghoulfriend @ezrez.bsky.social · 1d

my bf: they’re making printers with prostates now.

A diagram showing a hand reaching inside a printer and pressing up in a way that suggests anal fingerinf

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McButtsTheCrimeDog @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 1d

A homemade steak burrito at 1:30 AM just hits fucking different

McButtsTheCrimeDog @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 1d

is a bizarrely large swath of the internet broken rn for anyone else or just me?

McButtsTheCrimeDog @mcbuttsthecrimedog.bsky.social · 1d

What is draining the snake?

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