Maura Yzmore / Fiona Embers 🦇🎃🦇👻🦇💀🦇🎃🕷🎃
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Author of dark short fiction (as Maura Yzmore) and spicy romance (as Fiona Embers). HWA. Math nerd. Opes in the Midwest. Novel SOFT REBOUND out now. Buy at https://books2read.com/fionaembers Socials: https://linktr.ee/maura.yzmore_fiona.embers
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The first hookup after a long relationship is always meaningless. Right?

SOFT REBOUND comes out June 27 from @evernightpub.bsky.social

Preorder now!
Amazon: bit.ly/4kEIldX
Elsewhere: books2read.com/fionaembers

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Trope chart for SOFT REBOUND (big bald bearded hero, plus-size goddess heroine, hookup to lovers, healing after heartbreak, instant connection, he falls first and hard, all the spice)
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"David laughs. 'You forget I know you both pretty well & these things tend to be obvious when you’re not emotionally involved. She’s been mooning over you since grad school. But I see now that things #might be much more balanced.'”

Book 2 STEM romance series
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The #WIPSnips word for October 16th is "might"

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Hubs and I were discussing how traditional wedding vows need to be expanded to

"...in sickness and in health, in obsession and delusion, till death do us part"

because partaking in your spouse's quirky obsessions & hating their enemies & generally being their ride of die ought to be in the vows
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"I'm so depleted by it all. By the years of whatever it is that we share, by her not talking, by my not talking, by the fact she’s moving thousands of miles away without a #care for what happens to me..."

From Book 2 of upcoming STEM romance novella series

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The #WIPSnips word for October 15th is "care"

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An author interview with me on B for Bookreview, wherein I muse on writing logistics, characterization, and of course coffee

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Excerpt from author interview, talking about coffee
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“Hey, Sal, why don’t we have a website?”

“Uh, because we’re hitmen, Lucky.”

“Yeah, but without a site, we can’t offer our clients special deals and stuff.”

“Like what? Murder #deluxe? For another grand, we’ll make sure they're EXTRA dead?”

“You always hate my ideas.”

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To me it's the pronounced "oi" that makes moist disgusting. I also hate the name Moira, also words like loiter and hoist and foist and ointment, and let's not forget oink 🐷.
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Dunno. If you google "most hated word in the English language" pretty much any source will have moist on it, at or near the top. Phlegm and mucus also rank high!
a picture of a woman from schitt 's creek says moist
ALT: a picture of a woman from schitt 's creek says moist
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I cannot believe I am contemplating using the word moist 🤮, possibly the most universally hated word in the English language (unless referring to a cake or a towelette and even so it's 🤢), because I'm running out of ways to say wet

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a woman in a red shirt is sitting on a couch with the word moist written on her chest .
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Absolutely. And you can totally write out of order. 100% of the time, chapters you don't want to write are something you shouldn't write at that time anyway. 50% because they're a drag & should be cut; 50% because you're not clear on what must happen & they'll turn out much better if written later.
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In case it helps: I try to have metaphorical cake before dinner whenever I can, meaning I prioritize what I feel like doing as much as I can because it fills my well, from which I draw later to take care of drudgery. It's impossible to do stuff you don't want to when your well is completely empty...
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“But if I talk, I could lose her sooner than I have to.”

Seth looks at me with pity. “Dude.”

“I know, I know.” I raise my hands in surrender. “I need to grow a pair and talk to her.”

A grin. “See? Was that so hard?”

“Fuck you.”

“You’re #welcome.”

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Book 2 WIP STEM romance series
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The #WIPSnips word for October 11th is "welcome"

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October 11 - welcome
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I hate doing self-promotion, the 'please consider buying my book' thing, so am just pushing this afloat and letting it drift or not into the shallows of your subconsciousness.

Apologies for disturbing any waterfowl.

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“... a brilliant collection. Nick Black’s prose is shining, muscular and glittering with unforgettable images. Each piece takes the reader into the depths of humour, tragedy or menace with skilful sparsity of words and mastery of language” @catherinemenon.bsky.social, author of FRAGILE MONSTERS

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Cover of the short story collection book POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE by Nick Black
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SOFT REBOUND is going on blog tour with
@rararesources.bsky.social! Starting Monday, look for reviews from lovely bloggers & a few guest posts by me wherein I muse on the novel origin story, romance favs & least favs, & how short fiction helps me write better novels!
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Blog tour for SOFT REBOUND listing bloggers participating Oct 13 to Oct 17
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An amazing craft book by Noelle Adams/Claire Kent on career in genre fiction from the viewpoint of someone (very financially successful!) who focuses on writing & avoids networking. It's a wonderful blend of craft advice & personal anecdotes. I was a beta reader & highly recommend it. Out Oct 17

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Back and front covers of WRITING INVISIBLE by Noelle Adams and Claire Kent
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if youre a student and you havent destroyed your sleep schedule at least once with caffeine or drugs or a seething hatred for your professor and pulled out a B or above, have you truly lived.
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I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
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It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
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Being a giant nerd, I'm always delighted by data, and today I've got some to share!

Behold, word clouds from NetGalley reviews of SOFT REBOUND and SHOOT YOUR SHOT from @evernightpub.bsky.social

Find them both at various online retailers: books2read.com/fionaembers

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Word cloud for SOFT REBOUND with a cover banner on top Word cloud for SHOOT YOUR SHOT with a cover banner on top
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These novella edits won't know what hit 'em *cracks knuckles, inhales caffeine*

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