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Matt Foley

@mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social

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I have a savere case of facetiousness and refuse to treat it. Like, everyone has problems, lets just work on shit together. Share answers. Who's grading us? 🤷‍♂️ Love 🌏 history. 🏫 🏠 🪨 Life’s an adventure, enjoy it. Protect your ✌️

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Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 19d

I'm just the neurospicy that brings the party and makes a hard time turn into a good time.

I need the best ingredients to be at my best. Otherwise, I just taste bitter and angry.

Steal sharpens steal.

Protect your peace✌️my neurospicy 🌶️

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Carmen Harris🇿🇦 @carmenharris.bsky.social · 10h

💊🤣

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Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 13h

Wait!?

This whole time there has always been the option of STOPPING AT FINANCIALLY COMFORTABLE?!

This whole F*CKING TIME?! 😂🤣😂

NastyClaudia @nastyclaudia.bsky.social · 15h

Does Taylor Swift not have enough money to leave Spotify? Adele? Beyoncé? Call out your favorite musicians and demand they leave the platform that recruits for ICE

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 14h

Sent this text to loved ones.

Bets on the fallout of pushing the autistic truth?

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Detroit Breakdown @detroitbreakdown.bsky.social · 1d

PSA

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Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

It was built on the principles of colonialism and capitalism.

Yeah. It's pure evil

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

Most “religious cults” are started on the foundation of rounding up “lost little girls.” so it makes sense.

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

Dear Webster’s Dictionary,

As 2025 draws to a close I look forward to 2026.

Can we create a new word to simply describe the American Republican Political Party?

My offer: “Pigholes.” It's a combination of the pigs from Animal Farm, and the term ASSHOLES.

It can even come in emoji form: 🐽🕳️

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

The ole’ “marry the abuser” in hopes the abuse stops…

That never works, ask me how I know.🙄

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Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

I got 3 words and an & sign:

Campfire stories & S’mores.

putawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 2d

Hello November Blues

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

If I were president, I would make good vibes the only law of the land.

I just don't care enough to politically divide people.

That's how I knew teaching was the right choice for me. 😃

Protect your peace ✌️

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

I think everyone but the Christians heard his story and went, “oh, hippie, got it!” 😂

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

Water, wine, whiskey to get a lil' frisky, who cares? 🤷‍♂️ Let’s just get together and celebrate the positives this week.

So he was the first party planner. Nice! 😂

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Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

I do love the idea about surfing on dolphins though!

That's what makes dude LEGENDARY

And you can’t spell legendary without LEG DAY! 😂

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 2d

Or?! In the DESERT like climate, on a hot day, from about 20 feet away, ways it a “mirage?!” like when the road looks wet when driving?

🤷‍♂️

“FuCkInG sCiEnCe.” 😂

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Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 2d

Lost History Lessons.

The idea of the church, when the Romans funded it with the spoils of war, was created with the intent of rounding up lost little girls.

I’ll let you use your imagination as to what for.

Time to burn it down. 🔥

Protect your peace ✌️

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 2d

Why I don't engage in religious debates from the start.

Them: “Let me tell you why I believe what a people think they saw without a basic understanding of biology 2000 years ago…”

Me:
🤷‍♂️

*In my head: “little lost girl, run!”

Protect your peace ✌️

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Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 2d

No, thank you. As someone who got a “late” diagnosis in 2023, that's exactly what it feels like.

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Snowkitten @snowkitten.bsky.social · 3d

If you go out trick or treating tonight, check those goodies first. People are hiding dangerous things in the treats. Last year I found an Alien in my mars bar.