Matt Foley
@mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social
The minute you can disprove my beliefs, please do.
The game is afoot.
Life’s an adventure, enjoy it. Protect your ✌️
The game is afoot.
Life’s an adventure, enjoy it. Protect your ✌️
Pinned
Dear conservative lawmakers,
Your current level of cultural awareness is currently outdated and must be updated immediately. (Stop)
Do not pass go, do not collect another paycheck until all educational requirements have been updated. (Stop.)
Sincerely,
Current members of the MEA
Your current level of cultural awareness is currently outdated and must be updated immediately. (Stop)
Do not pass go, do not collect another paycheck until all educational requirements have been updated. (Stop.)
Sincerely,
Current members of the MEA
December 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Dear conservative lawmakers,
Your current level of cultural awareness is currently outdated and must be updated immediately. (Stop)
Do not pass go, do not collect another paycheck until all educational requirements have been updated. (Stop.)
Sincerely,
Current members of the MEA
Your current level of cultural awareness is currently outdated and must be updated immediately. (Stop)
Do not pass go, do not collect another paycheck until all educational requirements have been updated. (Stop.)
Sincerely,
Current members of the MEA
What if?!
In 2026, instead of slowly bring racism back like when trumps dad was rich and loved, we just say, “No thanks.”?
Just a thought. 🤷♂️
Protect your peace ✌️
In 2026, instead of slowly bring racism back like when trumps dad was rich and loved, we just say, “No thanks.”?
Just a thought. 🤷♂️
Protect your peace ✌️
December 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
What if?!
In 2026, instead of slowly bring racism back like when trumps dad was rich and loved, we just say, “No thanks.”?
Just a thought. 🤷♂️
Protect your peace ✌️
In 2026, instead of slowly bring racism back like when trumps dad was rich and loved, we just say, “No thanks.”?
Just a thought. 🤷♂️
Protect your peace ✌️
Umm… so not to spoil the 2026 headline recap before it even starts with the releasing of the “Edited Epstein files,” but I'm not interested in a political year of “Is the republican dick is dirtier than a democratic dick?”
They are both dicks, and both like fucking anything. Move one.
They are both dicks, and both like fucking anything. Move one.
December 20, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Umm… so not to spoil the 2026 headline recap before it even starts with the releasing of the “Edited Epstein files,” but I'm not interested in a political year of “Is the republican dick is dirtier than a democratic dick?”
They are both dicks, and both like fucking anything. Move one.
They are both dicks, and both like fucking anything. Move one.
Plans for the next fall? 😃
December 19, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Plans for the next fall? 😃
🤣
December 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
🤣
But the important part is he gets up again!
You're never gonna knock a guy like that down.
You're never gonna knock a guy like that down.
December 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
But the important part is he gets up again!
You're never gonna knock a guy like that down.
You're never gonna knock a guy like that down.
Now all I want to do is pet the cat.
December 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Now all I want to do is pet the cat.
I think I wrote a killer joke.
“If you think about it, being president and having sex require the least amount of experience, paperwork, and background checks, and yet some men still can't get any of it correct. 🤷♂️”
Protect your peace ✌️
“If you think about it, being president and having sex require the least amount of experience, paperwork, and background checks, and yet some men still can't get any of it correct. 🤷♂️”
Protect your peace ✌️
December 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I think I wrote a killer joke.
“If you think about it, being president and having sex require the least amount of experience, paperwork, and background checks, and yet some men still can't get any of it correct. 🤷♂️”
Protect your peace ✌️
“If you think about it, being president and having sex require the least amount of experience, paperwork, and background checks, and yet some men still can't get any of it correct. 🤷♂️”
Protect your peace ✌️
In case you missed it, religion and fascism are so similar because of the top to bottom hierarchy.
Don't Question the top, and be thankful for what you have.
Beg, and you may get some more, if the uppers approve.
🤮
Protect your peace ✌️
Don't Question the top, and be thankful for what you have.
Beg, and you may get some more, if the uppers approve.
🤮
Protect your peace ✌️
December 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
In case you missed it, religion and fascism are so similar because of the top to bottom hierarchy.
Don't Question the top, and be thankful for what you have.
Beg, and you may get some more, if the uppers approve.
🤮
Protect your peace ✌️
Don't Question the top, and be thankful for what you have.
Beg, and you may get some more, if the uppers approve.
🤮
Protect your peace ✌️
The greatest gift you can give yourself is the ability to heal the scars on the inside and the outside.
The rest of life is just making good choices.
Protect your peace ✌️
The rest of life is just making good choices.
Protect your peace ✌️
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The greatest gift you can give yourself is the ability to heal the scars on the inside and the outside.
The rest of life is just making good choices.
Protect your peace ✌️
The rest of life is just making good choices.
Protect your peace ✌️
Get the Keys
Winking Owl wine
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Get the Keys
That's about it.
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
That's about it.
Been on that side of the streets “few” times. 😂
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Been on that side of the streets “few” times. 😂
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
December 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
Reposted by Matt Foley
I haven't been able to verify real or fake.
December 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I haven't been able to verify real or fake.
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Oddly, people are like religions.
It would seem either all exist, otherwise everyone’s fake, and none are real. That's how belief works.
Guess there really is no eating your cake and taking a piece for the road.
1 life for everyone. No more, no less. Make the best use of yours.
Protect your ✌️
It would seem either all exist, otherwise everyone’s fake, and none are real. That's how belief works.
Guess there really is no eating your cake and taking a piece for the road.
1 life for everyone. No more, no less. Make the best use of yours.
Protect your ✌️
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Oddly, people are like religions.
It would seem either all exist, otherwise everyone’s fake, and none are real. That's how belief works.
Guess there really is no eating your cake and taking a piece for the road.
1 life for everyone. No more, no less. Make the best use of yours.
Protect your ✌️
It would seem either all exist, otherwise everyone’s fake, and none are real. That's how belief works.
Guess there really is no eating your cake and taking a piece for the road.
1 life for everyone. No more, no less. Make the best use of yours.
Protect your ✌️
To words to fix America’s economy back in the 1980s:
PAID INTERNSHIPS
OR or simply, APPRENTICESHIP.
That’s someone who cares about what their company does.
It’s so effective that Trump hosted a show about it. 😉
PAID INTERNSHIPS
OR or simply, APPRENTICESHIP.
That’s someone who cares about what their company does.
It’s so effective that Trump hosted a show about it. 😉
December 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
To words to fix America’s economy back in the 1980s:
PAID INTERNSHIPS
OR or simply, APPRENTICESHIP.
That’s someone who cares about what their company does.
It’s so effective that Trump hosted a show about it. 😉
PAID INTERNSHIPS
OR or simply, APPRENTICESHIP.
That’s someone who cares about what their company does.
It’s so effective that Trump hosted a show about it. 😉
A riddle to pass along to any known conservatives.
Like your biceps, I’m in your body, and once you graduate, if you don't use it you lose it, what am I?
Like your biceps, I’m in your body, and once you graduate, if you don't use it you lose it, what am I?
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
A riddle to pass along to any known conservatives.
Like your biceps, I’m in your body, and once you graduate, if you don't use it you lose it, what am I?
Like your biceps, I’m in your body, and once you graduate, if you don't use it you lose it, what am I?
Me, to my students multiple times a week:
“We all have to be somewhere and doing something, why not set yourself up to do what you want when you're older by doing what you have to do now?”
~Life’s Experience
“We all have to be somewhere and doing something, why not set yourself up to do what you want when you're older by doing what you have to do now?”
~Life’s Experience
December 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Me, to my students multiple times a week:
“We all have to be somewhere and doing something, why not set yourself up to do what you want when you're older by doing what you have to do now?”
~Life’s Experience
“We all have to be somewhere and doing something, why not set yourself up to do what you want when you're older by doing what you have to do now?”
~Life’s Experience
First song on your daily playlist challenge: (A personal reveal if you will.)
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
First song on your daily playlist challenge: (A personal reveal if you will.)
Well this should be on everyone’s Christmas or holiday or birthday, or just for the f*ck of it, gift this holiday season!
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Well this should be on everyone’s Christmas or holiday or birthday, or just for the f*ck of it, gift this holiday season!
FYI: If you are a “people-watching enthusiast” such as myself, two words, “Karaoke Night!”
Protect you peace ✌️
Protect you peace ✌️
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
FYI: If you are a “people-watching enthusiast” such as myself, two words, “Karaoke Night!”
Protect you peace ✌️
Protect you peace ✌️
Help me save the funny in life!
Trump’s plan is to tie skin color to religion so no one can “make jokes.”
But I'm still agnostic on the whole subject.
Trump’s plan is to tie skin color to religion so no one can “make jokes.”
But I'm still agnostic on the whole subject.
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Help me save the funny in life!
Trump’s plan is to tie skin color to religion so no one can “make jokes.”
But I'm still agnostic on the whole subject.
Trump’s plan is to tie skin color to religion so no one can “make jokes.”
But I'm still agnostic on the whole subject.
I was at the bar last night writing jokes:
Me: If Jesus did come back from the dead in 2025 it would have to be as a stand up comedian because Christians just laugh at his old material.
I stand by that statement.
Protect your peace ✌️
Me: If Jesus did come back from the dead in 2025 it would have to be as a stand up comedian because Christians just laugh at his old material.
I stand by that statement.
Protect your peace ✌️
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I was at the bar last night writing jokes:
Me: If Jesus did come back from the dead in 2025 it would have to be as a stand up comedian because Christians just laugh at his old material.
I stand by that statement.
Protect your peace ✌️
Me: If Jesus did come back from the dead in 2025 it would have to be as a stand up comedian because Christians just laugh at his old material.
I stand by that statement.
Protect your peace ✌️