Author | Lightnews

Matt Foley

@mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social

420 followers 490 following 4K posts

I have a savere case of facetiousness and refuse to treat it. Like, everyone has problems, lets just work on shit together. Share answers. Who's grading us? 🤷‍♂️ Love 🌏 history. 🏫 🏠 🪨 Life’s an adventure, enjoy it. Protect your ✌️

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 19d

I'm just the neurospicy that brings the party and makes a hard time turn into a good time.

I need the best ingredients to be at my best. Otherwise, I just taste bitter and angry.

Steal sharpens steal.

Protect your peace✌️my neurospicy 🌶️

1 6

Reposted by Matt Foley

Detroit Breakdown @detroitbreakdown.bsky.social · 18h

PSA

1 4 18

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 5h

It was built on the principles of colonialism and capitalism.

Yeah. It's pure evil

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 21h

Most “religious cults” are started on the foundation of rounding up “lost little girls.” so it makes sense.

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 22h

Dear Webster’s Dictionary,

As 2025 draws to a close I look forward to 2026.

Can we create a new word to simply describe the American Republican Political Party?

My offer: “Pigholes.” It's a combination of the pigs from Animal Farm, and the term ASSHOLES.

It can even come in emoji form: 🐽🕳️

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

The ole’ “marry the abuser” in hopes the abuse stops…

That never works, ask me how I know.🙄

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

I got 3 words and an & sign:

Campfire stories & S’mores.

putawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 1d

Hello November Blues

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

If I were president, I would make good vibes the only law of the land.

I just don't care enough to politically divide people.

That's how I knew teaching was the right choice for me. 😃

Protect your peace ✌️

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

I think everyone but the Christians heard his story and went, “oh, hippie, got it!” 😂

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

Water, wine, whiskey to get a lil' frisky, who cares? 🤷‍♂️ Let’s just get together and celebrate the positives this week.

So he was the first party planner. Nice! 😂

1 1

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

I do love the idea about surfing on dolphins though!

That's what makes dude LEGENDARY

And you can’t spell legendary without LEG DAY! 😂

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

Or?! In the DESERT like climate, on a hot day, from about 20 feet away, ways it a “mirage?!” like when the road looks wet when driving?

🤷‍♂️

“FuCkInG sCiEnCe.” 😂

2 1

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

Lost History Lessons.

The idea of the church, when the Romans funded it with the spoils of war, was created with the intent of rounding up lost little girls.

I’ll let you use your imagination as to what for.

Time to burn it down. 🔥

Protect your peace ✌️

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

Why I don't engage in religious debates from the start.

Them: “Let me tell you why I believe what a people think they saw without a basic understanding of biology 2000 years ago…”

Me:
🤷‍♂️

*In my head: “little lost girl, run!”

Protect your peace ✌️

1 1

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

No, thank you. As someone who got a “late” diagnosis in 2023, that's exactly what it feels like.

1 1

Reposted by Matt Foley

Snowkitten @snowkitten.bsky.social · 2d

If you go out trick or treating tonight, check those goodies first. People are hiding dangerous things in the treats. Last year I found an Alien in my mars bar.

1 2 6

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

Very well said.

orla 🪩🌼 @orlahall.bsky.social · 1d

unmasking really does reveal where you've historically done TONS of emotional labor

1 2

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

YES!!

Floidberger @floidberger.bsky.social · 2d

🙌

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

For real 🙄

MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 2d

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

Adorable

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah

Carmen Harris🇿🇦 @carmenharris.bsky.social · 2d

😂

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

A strap-on folly bag or a rather large abnormal growth.🤷‍♂️

My guess? Pee bag

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 2d

Best wishes on your journey of self-discovery!

Reposted by Matt Foley

🦋 Phenomenally Autistic 🦋| Ayanna Sanaa Davis @ayannasanaa.bsky.social · 3d

When we talk about autism, we need to talk about race and gender, too. Black autistic women are often unseen masked out of recognition. Let’s make visibility gentle, not forced 👌🏽

1 31 100

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 2d

People act as if you don't hate your ex for everything they did are crazy.

Like, my only question is who’s honest? And who knows when it’s time to walk away.

If you love someone but just can't stand looking at them ever again, just get a divorce.

Happy divorcersary eve to me.
Protect your ✌️

Matt Foley @mattfoleyspeaks.bsky.social · 3d

Have you ever looked at life in reverse?

I want 48 hours straight, (Like a weekend) where I'm “readably available” for my career and 5 days to recover from the experiences.

🤷‍♂️

“I want to be left alone.”