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rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · 5d

Am trying to be funny, am I trying to be quiet but respectful, what is going on here. Are they do most of the talking, am I? Completely out of my depth. But! I need money, and experience, and no one else is going to throw me an HR Assistant bone without a degree, so off I am

rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · 5d

i don't know what to wear (dress clothes w/ no tie or jacket, or plain button up w khaki and leather shoes??) or order (am I paying, IDK) or talk about (is this an interview with food or is his a lunch with colleagues). Is this like 30 min or like 1 hr+. Miserable. I wish to be drowned post-haste

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rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · 5d

They're going to ask me how I would deal with a demanding client and I'm going to choke on spaghetti

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rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · 5d

this is going to be my 3rd (!) interview with this company that relies heavily on government contracts, and I simply do not think I have the sociability/rizz they need to seamlessly entice the gov to cough up money but then why do they keep doing more interviews with me. is this their sick fetish

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rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · 5d

going to a a lunch interview tomorrow and I'd rather be shot

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 8d

Bought some pants online. The Devil's Purchase

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 13d

Idk

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 22d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · 20d

if a man takes out his winter clothes, and his cats immediately sleep on them, preventing their usage - did he really take them out at all

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Sep 24

You can't just tell your dog he's handsome all the time, you also have to compliment his job performance

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RealChad318 @therealchad318.bsky.social · Sep 24

@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · Sep 24

the mariners reliever who blew his achilles wheeled around the bases on his scooter, the vibes are off the charts

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zheanna 🔮 @boob.monster · Sep 23

call me immanuel the way i just fuckin kant

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rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · Sep 24

i think I hate alien:earth less bc at least the visuals are cool, but I'm not sure

rj @massivepineapple.bsky.social · Sep 24

between Alien:Earth and Weapons I am never trusting rotten tomatoes on anything horror-related ever again

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · Sep 23

CHOTINER: And you said you’ve had trouble sleeping.

ME: I don’t know what to do. I’ve tried everything.

CHOTINER: But you also said that you stare at the horrors, as you call them, online all day. Surely you’ve seen the studies that staring at your phone before bed…

ME: Hold on just a second.

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · Aug 29

what it’s like to be unemployed

background is a beach setting. dancing cats in the background. a happy cat in the foreground. coconuts in front of the cats

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · Jul 27

i guess if i had one regret it'd be so much better than the real number

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karanormal activity 👻 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · Nov 26

i have a fetish for shocking realizations and i just came to a startling conclusion

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her again @cmf111.bsky.social · Jun 24

it’s too hot to be funny. I see most of you feel the same.

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · Jul 28

- How much is the hypnosis session?
- $250
- That seems expensive to me.
- That doesn’t seem expensive to you.
- That doesn’t seem expensive to me.

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karanormal activity 👻 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · Jul 28

when someone with a foot fetish cheats on their partner you could say they got off on the wrong foot

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𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖞𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 🕯️ @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · Sep 10

being trained by a series of shocks, rewards, bells, and treats would fix me

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Jan 6

Women go nuts for a man who has what I call "toyota corolla values" (cheap, efficient, reliable). It also helps if he has a toyota corolla

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Ghostly Homos 👻 @hexhomos.bsky.social · Jul 21

so here's further confirmation arcane was not supposed to be about noxus bullshit and they changed it on the last legs of season 1 when they got greenlit for s2 and scrapped ep9 altogether. Viktor leading a zaun insurrection against piltover was the defacto plan and they turned away

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