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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · Oct 2

The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

Photograph of the fucked up looking cake, now with a crown of burning candles

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 54m

just realized that this means that she knows who Justin Bieber is but not only thought that he was dead she thought he died so long ago it was a different age

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 1h

and I was like, honey, he's alive now. And she goes, oh, then, when he got married. I'm like, I don't know when he got married, probably a couple of years ago? your vampire is going to be living through the age of a couple of years ago? and she's like, yeah

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 1h

my oldest was telling me she and her best friend were writing a book about a vampire that follows them through three different ages: the medieval age, the age of Justin Bieber, and the cyborg age. and I'm like, the age of Justin Bieber? and she was like, yeah, when Justin Bieber was alive

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 2h

this is what peak performance looks like

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 2h

JD VANCE: This guy is sus, no cap
JB PRITZKER: You're wasting your money on parlays! You need to be doing deep research on college basketball and betting hundreds of moneylines every week, you hear me?

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 6h

CROOKED COP: alright heres the plan. there's nobody around. we leave the body by the side of the road and this stool pigeon's just another hit and ru-

*CRUNCH*

ISAAC BROCK: oh no, I hit a cop car! the trunk popped open, and - oh wow, they're driving away! sometimes life really IS okay!

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 6h

genuinely funny that people keep being like, Bill! We can do this, we just need another million!! We're so close!!!

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 8h

tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 8h

don't be sorry!!! i am so happy you are having this experience!!!

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 9h

looking at the pain scale that's a series of smily to frowny faces and being like, huh, is that accurate???

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 14h

“In nursing homes, neonatal units, and ICU wards, researchers are racing to turn pain—medicine’s most subjective vital sign—into something a camera or sensor can score as reliably as blood pressure.”

AI is changing how we quantify pain

Artificial intelligence is helping health-care providers better assess their patients’ discomfort.

www.technologyreview.com

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 9h

hmmmm that cant be right

good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 9h

Massive mug!!

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sheer spite press @sheerspite.bsky.social · 9h

here's my events for the rest of the year! come find me!

October 18:
Anarchist Bookfair (Montréal)

November 15-16:
Expozine (Montréal)

December 5-7:
City of Craft Small Zine + Paper Market (Toronto)

where's sheer spite?

October 18:
Anarchist Bookfair (Montréal)

November 15-16:
Expozine (Montréal)

December 5-7:
City of Craft Small Zine + Paper Market (Toronto)

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 10h

i need to find one guy to discipline and control everyone else. hes going to need to be a monster, just a stone cold psychopath, who answers only to me and does exactly what I say all the time

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 10h

there's a point where you're putting an explosive neck collar on the guy whose job it is to maintain and detonate the explosive neck collars and you need to take like just one imaginative step further to see why this is not going to work

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 10h

I read something a while back that was like, oh, the billionaires solved the problem of the security team not being loyal: explosive neck collars, and it was like, oh boy, you're only making it harder on yourself

ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 13h

www.bbc.com/news/article...

"I once met a former bodyguard of one billionaire with his own "bunker", who told me his security team's first priority, if this really did happen, would be to eliminate said boss and get in the bunker themselves. And he didn't seem to be joking."

Tech billionaires seem to be doom prepping. Should we be worried?

The debate is ramping up about what happens if - or when - computer intelligence overtakes humans

www.bbc.com

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 11h

you have a banjo now! you can smile mischievously whilst picking

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 11h

fucked up thjat diner food is generated at a diner and not available in my refrigerator

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 11h

Download Signal

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 11h

oh god I forgot about that aspect, that people would like. hold tribunals if they didn't think their friends were retweeting them fast enough

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 12h

If only there was a way for the most unhinged member of any social group to Burn Notice all of their friends, right here in the app

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 12h

Not saying there are going to be a bunch of fucked up racist group chats but like. There's definitely pros and cons, in general!!!

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 12h

Genuinely funny to say that bluesky needs group DMs TODAY. are you not following the news

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 13h

I will say, seeing people be like "hey maybe this no kings day we could try.... dressng up nice??? picking up a damn AMERICAN FLAG" indicates that maybe the antifa shit is working on some of you more than you would like to admit

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Penny Shortage @cheatlines.co · 14h

YouTube comment by jo.antoniosz: this sounds like a bunch of clouds stopping fora moment to watch children playing in a street

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Paul Starr @pa.ulst.ar · 15h

Like this is the top comment on the first search result for “Classical Gas”

A YouTube comment reading “T
@tomgreer8501 • 4y ago
Still among the living! I was on this session in 1968, French Horn with Jimmy Decker. I'm 78 now and it seems like yesterday. It was an all-time GREAT chart, and I knew it when we heard the playback!”

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