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Mariner Housewife

@marinerhousewife.bsky.social

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I teach kids to read. I feel sad or occasionally medium-happy about the Seattle Mariners. I get baffled and confused by pop culture but I try to be a good sport about it. I tell the same annoying stories and jokes over and over if you know me in person.

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Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 22h

My answer is our lovely Death To Flying Things Gentleman, Franklin Gutierrez. ❤️

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Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 4d

Ok so we won and I’m not here to be bitter but… as the #Mariners were celebrating, how much did this guy want to say “but of course the real story tonight was Tarik Skubal…” #TridentsUp #goms

National MLB announcer Adam Wainwright thinking about how much he loves Tarik Skubal and forgetting to talk about the Mariners who actually won.

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 4d

Mariners win

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Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 4d

“I’ve never been more happy to hear my mom scream like she’s been stabbed in the heart.” -my youngest child #TridentsUp

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Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 4d

I’m not sure how long I can listen to the unbridled delight of the announcers now that the Tigers currently have the lead.

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Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 4d

My feelings are really hurt right now and I feel like it’s Dan Wilson’s fault.

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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 4d

If you’re wondering how this game is affecting my mental well-being, I just used AI to create an image of George Furby

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Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 4d

Despite all of 2Unlimited’s fervent efforts over the years it turns out I am
NOT in fact all ready for this. I love you guys. #TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #goms #MLB #Truetotheblue #SodoMojo #MyOhMy

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Rock Me Amadeus Ex Machina @mikeall.bsky.social · 4d

*extremely* jealous of my 6YO, who just lives life without a care in the world and does not think about the mariners even once until the TV comes on. must be nice.

Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 4d

can't believe how Unwell I feel, this is undignified, I'm 39

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Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 5d

“Guys, I’m gonna be weird tonight, weirder than you’ve ever seen me. I’ll cry, I’ll yell, might throw stuff, might have to leave, might ask you to leave. But I am going to be freaking out and you’re just gonna have to let me.” Me to my baffled family re: game 5. #goms #TridentsUp #ALDS

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Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 6d

That SUCKS. Fun fact, the entire theme of my father in law’s funeral was shaming my partner for disappointing his dad by not accepting Christ and so forth, and how sad his dead parents were when they died because they won’t see us in heaven. Guess what, that did not move the needle for us.

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Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 6d

Walked to work to ease my hurt baseball feelings ( #goms still though) and I guess I finally came across what the administration is talking about when say portland is like living in hell?

Halloween display in my lovely Portland neighborhood.

Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 7d

Currently me. #goms

Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 7d

Very mad, yelled in bar, still in my teacher clothes so people were startled. That’s not what lost us the game but it sure carved out a dark path.

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Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 7d

Good thing I don’t really care much about baseball, just a regular person amount! And I have always been extremely normal about it and certainly have never gotten sad or upset or extremely drunk because of a silly stupid GAME, are you joking, HA HA who do you even think I am HAHAHA(weeping) #goms

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Amanda Lane Cumming @amandalc.bsky.social · 7d

Me, a Mariners fan.

a young girl says her life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes

Alt: a young girl says her life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes

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Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 7d

I don’t have cable but I appreciate this info!

Pam Wilson @pamw143.bsky.social · 7d

Spanish language broadcast on Ch 725, Fox Deportes. Mariners vs Tigers. Bazardo to Naylor at first. Fuera!

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Andrew Sanford @andrewsanford.bsky.social · 7d

Friendly neighborhood Rangers fan popping in to say y’all are not alone and that John Smoltz shouldn’t be allowed near a microphone.

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Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 7d

It’s as though they have heard of the Mariners and maybe one time they spoke to a guy with a Griffey jersey.

deeners.bsky.social @deeners.bsky.social · 7d

Not a fan. They provide no helpful information and are very clearly rooting for Detroit.

Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 7d

100% agree.

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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 7d

Stay with me: Dom Canzone, fake mustache, Cole Young uni

Is that something

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Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 7d

I was wondering how my other #Mariners fans are feeling about the national broadcasters. I’ll go first, I hate them. #goms

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Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 7d

Here’s one cool idea I have for the #MLB - what if baseball fans could watch the playoffs without needing 8 different services, none of which are mlb and also none of which are the same as what they watch in the regular season, plus a spreadsheet of which game is on what station! #coolideas #goms

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Did the Mariners hit a homer? @marinershomers.bsky.social · 11d

Good morning and happy ALDS game 1 to all who celebrate

a baseball player wearing a green jersey with the number 49

Alt: The big dumper hyping up Mariners fans.

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Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 11d

Hi good morning everyone I am here in Seattle for THE GAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!! #ALDS #TridentsUp #goms #Kirby #Iloveyouguys

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