An idiot’s vision of a genius. A poor man’s vision of a rich man. A weak man’s version of a strong man, and an incel’s vision of a man who is irresistible to women.

Rand Paul on Trump calling him "nasty liddle' guy": "I don't take it too seriously. I've known the president for over a decade. I've played golf w/ him many times. I enjoy his company. I think he's one of the best presidents if not the best president of my lifetime...I'm one of his best supporters"

I’m a big advocate for letting people merge. And zipper merging when called for. People who won’t let you merge are bad. What the fuck are you doing? Let me tf in. None of us want to be here or doing this. Imma put you in a burlap sack and leave you in the desert.

Me and Peppard Pig wish you well this Friday

Well at least they’re not waiting until the third to melt down against Vancouver at home.