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MacCrocodile
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A bore, a boor, and a Boer walk into a bar. Bartender says "What'll it be, Mr. Musk?"
The airplane house, actually
I thought this might be deliberate, like if there’s nowhere else to put the scissor lift in the theater, but I just had another level where I stopped being able to move the scaffolding after having moved it several times
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Palace releases a statement to say they taken away Andrew's Netflix account and his coffee machine.
I just realized today that I can sell off lesser guns and accessories to pay for the new ones.
I had the same problem. Real pain in the ass.
Also Dreamgirls. An authorized story of the Supremes would be damn near unwatchable.
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"This fucking sucks" and "all is lost" are two different sentences.

Don't say the second when you mean the first.
Oh my god we get it, you’re out of touch, rich white people! Fuck, how is this a job?
What about Alaska, Hawaii, and territories
Don’t worry, the fae folk will take care of her.
Presidential pardons don’t apply to state charges.
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Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.

Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
He had a giant Nazi tattoo on his chest for 20+ years. Fuck off with this.
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“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡
Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro says 'I'd rather die' than use generative AI
Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaption reimagines Mary Shelley's 1818 Gothic novel. Frankenstein was like a tech bro: "creating something without considering the consequences," he explains.
www.npr.org
I had the same reaction. I assume she was married at 10.
There are some “investigative journalists” who ran a piece on tv nearly 30 years ago strongly implying my mom’s nonprofit was letting old people die in their care and covering it up. I wonder what they’re up to now.
And wait till he hears about hardware stores. I hear they sell guns that shoot nails.
He had every opportunity to remove what he knew damn well was a totenkopf and didn’t. If there are no lines you won’t cross to score points on the board, what do you even stand for.
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While Moulton acts like trans rights are negotiable, Markey isn’t playing. At No Kings Boston, he said trans rights are human rights and the people roared. When Moulton got up to speak, they booed.

That was a bright line, @evanurquhart.bsky.social said.

www.editorialboard.com/no-kings-is-...
No Kings is a bright line for centrists
Democrats like Seth Moulton must choose.
www.editorialboard.com
If you figure out how to make someone fuck all the way off forever, please share some tips with us Americans.
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I can't believe people would steal from France at a time when America is unconscious on the ground with money falling from its pockets.
I love mine, but mostly because I’m tall and don’t want to bend all that low for my stuff.
TBF, I’ve never cared much for Sinatra. He ruined Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas because it wasn’t cheerful enough. Sing a different song, then, don’t have the lyrics rewritten.
And they’re just being forced to do it? Shit, I think there should be a law or an amendment preventing involuntary servitude.
There’s an essay by Sarah Vowell in which she anticipates with disdain the tributes to Sinatra that would play “My Way” when there are so many better songs in his catalogue. It was called Ix-nay on the My Way. Now comes with a PS lamenting her prediction was right.