Lydia B. Slade
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Armie: that is not NEARLY enough to get me to step off that 🍆
lol I’m definitely thinking about it
I don’t know what branch of the military uses gear like this but I need to find out and write a Kylux AU about it
Cadet Armie spots Senator Leia Organa and her unhappy-looking son on Space C-SPAN and comes up with a Scheme
Ben just happened to be passing by as Hux and Mitaka were disposing of Brendol’s remains?
Hux especially does not appreciate that the book is dedicated to him and that Kylo has been handing out copies to the troopers
The erotic novel Kylo wrote about his co-commander
the truth is out there and now on a nice print 👽 you should hang it on your wall and confuse anyone who comes into your home ✨ available in the out of this world paperback shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com
Photo of a print featuring the Paperback Paradise book The Alien That Sucked Me Dry
They require very close supervision 😤
Mitaka knows how important personal hygiene is to General Hux, so he’s supervising on his commander’s behalf, that’s all 🤷🏻‍♂️
He does not, he assumed they were just hanging out in the showers on the Finalizer for nefarious reasons
One of Armie’s most successful scientific experiments!
This is probably about how Kylo’s arrival on the Finalizer went too
Hux on the Night Buzzard’s PA system, trying to persuade the Knights to engage in personal hygiene
IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.
I posted this and then got distracted writing “Safe Quarter” and now poor Ben has been forbidden to come for a month
Writing update: I was hoping to finish the next chapter of Perfectly Normal this week but now Armie won’t let Ben come and it’s making everything take longer :/
Go for it! I’d love to see it
Like Hux, she looks fluffy and adorable until the knives come out
Hux is very clear that his vague noises about getting dinner sometime were only a polite attempt to get rid of Kylo; Vampire Kylo disagrees
🖤🧡
caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
I think I need to write this version of Rey into one of my WWII AUs