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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️

@lordsouthhelm.bsky.social

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Devonian born, UK based #Wülferhampton resident, varied interests, when not in the Mead Hall. Despise Tories. ‘Gender critical’, TERFS, (And other Transphobes) blocked on sight. Music and book lover - rather introverted. A good gif can say it all.

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 49m

Addendum: Bigotry and the Sky Fairies could be a kick ass band name.

Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 51m

Hope your guts sort themselves out.

Used to work in an office next to a livestock market. Fortunately air conditioned, as opening the windows was never a good idea. Fly invasion.

Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 58m

He ain’t going anywhere.

Mid term elections ain’t going to mean much this time around. If they even happen.

Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 1h

Bigotry and Sky Fairies.

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 1h

Definitely suits the season 👍

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Johnny Ninefingers @johnnyninefingers.bsky.social · 2h

When they don't like your message, a character assassination of the messenger seems appropriate.

Now, I'm going to vote for Mr Polanski even though I don't really like his stance on defence, and I'm not too sure about his support for Ukraine.

He's got most of the rest right, though.

Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 5h

Are the right ok?

This is next level of "journalistic* " slop.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

The artist known as Zack Polanski so am astute communicator. His voice is fluffed in a lisp. Glib radicalism of the rampant egomaniac.

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 2h

Morning kacidama.

Damn right ☕️👍

Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 3h

X1 cup for the power of speech.
X2 cups for a remotely approachable personality. 👍

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4h

Yay, time to do this again!

#ClockChange

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 5h

Morning Isabel, hope you’re well 👋☕️

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 6h

Good morning MC. Other than a few chores I am able to relax today. Hope you can too 😌

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 6h

Good morning Baker 👋☺️
Be careful in those trenches. Happy editing.

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 6h

Good morning Ash and all of Wulferhampton.

A busy, and tiring few days here. Hope we are all ok.

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4d

But it was a noble and heroic end.

Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4d

It's a found footage series.

Sort of like the Blair Witch Project but far more disturbing.

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4d

Because you're in them. Unfortunately.

Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 4d

The sex scenes will be handled tastefully.

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BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 5d

Do it, Poland.

Shaun Pinner @olddogua.bsky.social · 5d

🇵🇱🤝Poland will force Putin's plane to land in order to arrest him – Foreign Minister Sikorski stated, that the country cannot guarantee safe passage of the aircraft over its territory.

And bloody right, he has sent drones into NATO, why the hell would we?