BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship
@lolphillies.bsky.social
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Formerly Pat Burrell Ives - still not in heaven. Barry’s Ethereal Bisexual.
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When your wife walks in on you at 1:39 a.m. halfway through demolishing a box of Nilla Wafers and after she tells you she bought them specifically to make banana pudding for a housewarming party the next day
Sal Frelick looking crazed with baseball in his glove Sal Frelick shrugging like “whaaa?”
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The Dodgers will win 7 more games by a combined total of 10 runs with the tying run on base every time. It’s like they’re doing the bare minimum, I respect it
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winterk.bsky.social
I've been running through hallways (identical, natch) doing samurai sword fights for the last several days. It's mostly animal themed guys or guys with animal heads.
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If there had been 0 outs it very well could have been a triple play!
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I loved the “bounces off the yellow line on the wall” piece
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what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee
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Bases loaded one out, Muncy crushes ball to center, Frelick pulls HR back but bobbles it off the wall, throws it home and gets force out, Contreras walks the ball to 3rd for the third out
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Hahaha wacky baseball in Milwaukee
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Blake Snell looks like the guy at the end of Boogie Nights who (unsuccessfully) makes Dirk jerk off in the cab of his truck then beats the shit out of him with his buddies
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At least if the Blue Jays lose, Drake will be sad
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I love the Brewers whole uniform set, Jays are tight too tho
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I mean he’s from Montco, make of that what you will
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Raising the “Most Effective Pitch Execution Against a Hitter” banner at Citizens Bank Park next spring
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Andrew Friedman attributed some of Shohei Ohtani’s struggles against the Phillies to how they nailed their plan against him. “The most impressive (pitch) execution against a hitter I’ve ever seen,” Friedman said.
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This would be the most poignant, certainly in a rhyming “if Video Killed the Radio Star” sense
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David Bowie removed himself from consideration with this 2003 atrocity
David Bowie’s “Reality” album
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