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Call of Cthu-Luke

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Nov 17

6497 year old Elrond trying to hang with a bunch of 30-140 year olds

that scene from 30 Rock where Steve Buscemi is dressed unconvincingly as a teen, and says "How do you do, fellow kids?" Except he has Elrond's hair, ear, and little tiara thing, and now he's saying "How do you do, Fellowship?"

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Jul 20

Lightning McQueen locking himself in a garage and farting until he dies

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Dec 1

Han Solo: alright Chewie, let's see if this thing works. translator on

Chewbacca: ayyyy, I'm Chewbacca ovah heah

Han: translator off

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Nov 11

drunk me: I should text my ex and eat an entire pizza

high me: we are all made of the same stuff as stars, thus every human interaction is as significant as a collision between two galaxies, destructive, unstoppable and infinitely beautiful. I should eat this entire pizza

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Apr 13

Steve Urkel, ascending and experiencing all of time simultaneously:
will I have always done that?

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Jun 2

WERNER HERZOG: cast into the wilderness by an uncaring mother, the child must choose a companion, a beast of unnatural capabilities through which to channel his will. they will not rest until every gymnasium lies in ruin.

ASH: where's professor oak

HERZOG: this lizard is on fire

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 1h

Hey so my mom went to go take us to the store for very needed things and the fucking battery is dead

We don’t have money for this. I don’t know what to do.

$LaurenMcKenziest 💜 ca,v,pp

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Chris and his farmily of forever friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 14h

Banana treats for our donkeys and Mo who knows it’s Wednesday

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · 2h

Seasonal Affective Diarrhea

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 12h

fucked the guy at the t-shirt printing factory adn all i got was this lousy t-shirt

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τreez🦇 10/22🎂 @zoetreez.bsky.social · Jan 30

throwback thursday but i post some old #art for your feed

Bride of Frankenstein - 2021 ⚡️

#illustration #artsky

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Mar 2

you couldn't make Honey, I Shrunk the Kids today. those kids would be torn to shreds by a roomba

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 6h

it's me! I'm the nerd!

Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 6h

what's up, dork

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 7h

they should invent an attention surplus order

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 7h

yet another feature that mastodon appears to have over Bluesky

　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · Oct 9

i want the ability to tag why i muted someone

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Dec 2

You know what the best part of my day is? It's for about ten seconds when the app doesn't load. 'Cause I think maybe it's not just an internal server error. Maybe the whole Internet went away. No goodbye, no "see ya later", no nothin. It just left. I don't know much, but I know that.

Ben Affleck as Chuckie in Good Will Hunting, from the scene where he tells Will Hunting that the best part of his day is when he shows up to Will's house and thinks Will might have left to go make a name for himself

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Aug 27

you know that internet funny person you have an intense parasocial relationship with? they told me you'd be great friends or even lovers if you ever actually meet

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 9h

just need a little hair of the dog (take a nap and have another nightmare)

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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 9h

I can watch an actor in the most ridiculous wig possible and will 100% assume it's their real hair unless I specifically see them remove it in a behind-the-scenes clip. Meanwhile my wife will see Jim in Season 3 of The Office and instantly say, "Why was he in a wig there?"

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 4d

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Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 3d

hell yeah I'm LGBTQ (Losing Ground in my Battle against the Tarantula Queen)

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 22h

Daily bunny no.3108 will grow into a beautiful butterfly

A very small bunny munches on a leaf, like a bug or caterpillar. The leaf is the same size as the bunny, and the bunny is beneath a flower in someone's yard or garden. It is a warm autumn day

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 23h

midwestern weebs be like ohio gosaimasu

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 16d

doctor: I'm very sorry. all we can do now is provide you with end of life care that preserves your comfort and dignity. unless...

me: unless?

Mr. Beast: *breathing on the outside of the third story window and writing "unless" backwards*

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 12d

maybe Sisyphus should imagine me happy for once

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