L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock
@llfaunt.bsky.social
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Comedian and visual artist, part of MMIX Art, writer, sexy alien robot, salty Xennial. Combo shitposter and random meltdown poster. Synth thembo/hobby musician. Disinfo studies/ops hobbyist. General faggotry.🧿♦️🧵🪬 they/them Linktr.ee/LFaunt
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Ok! So I think I am going to attempt the performer/artist newsletter thing again. Give me a subscribe at

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Hey #MMIXArt stalkers, two public vendings this weekend! First one is in Rancho Cucamonga Saturday.
Inland Empire Goth-Haven City Market Brings You
The Market of Lost Souls
(Saturday)October 18th 12 noon-8pm
8443 Haven Ave
Rancho Cucamonga, CA 91730 Inland Empire Goth-Haven City Market Brings You
The Market of Lost Souls
(Saturday)October 18th 12 noon-8pm
8443 Haven Ave
Rancho Cucamonga, CA 91730
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There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.
remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.

My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
I wish I could explain to anyone who doesn't live here how even language adjacent to another eviction moratorium has made landlords' heads explode with rage lol
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I'm not seeing it unless it has like JoJo Siwa vs Zendaya or something and they will have to out-TikTok dance each other
I’m not offended that they’re trying to remake “Amadeus.” I’m just puzzled. That movie is flawless. It’s as re-watchable as it gets. How do you even improve that?
Which is just not proportionally true. Multiple comedians have broken down why being a tryhard edgy comic just makes it look like you think you're better than your audience.

I personally also think insult comedy/roasting should really be reserved for delving into as a Comedy 301 topic
Mixed into this at mics is a very misguided anti-censorship focus. Which has derived from slop pushing this idea that the woke Left made it so we can't say stuff and everyone is offended.
And like, it's not terribly thought out. These are people who learned prime socialization during the panny. But the RW propaganda slop has convinced them that they're accepted in that space. And that they will reap the rewards along with these other grifters.
I think that was part of the point with Julian Dillinger in TRON:Ares. He blatantly wants an enslaved Black woman to be the embodiment of his utmost violent bidding.
I haven't been in much direct convo with the TikTok brainrot guys, only see them at mics, but my guess is they want tradwives and all that just cause they want housekeepers/robo/sexy slaves.
Like people mainly hate identity politics because they think (pretty erroneously) that we've evolved past it because they don't see the role that acknowledging past inequity plays in healing process. And realistically, maybe that's just not a topic relevant to most dudes in their 20s.
Gonna say this tho: What most people want behind all this crap is some level of actual equity, if it also came with the promise of financial security or needs-met security.
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#Beatober2025 Day 15

from the top (to the bottom)

#Beatober #moog #behringer #korg #vongon #hologramelectronics #synths #synthsky
If these people are being told not to listen to anything out of a gender minority or woman's mouth, other cis men are really the only people who can successfully intercept this brainwashing.
For the past 10 years I've been saying that we need a derad movement that is largely propelled by cis men who articulate specifically why conservatism is a problem and how it only strives to reward people at the top. Has this happened yet? With twelve million podcasts out there?
I don't think they're aware that their little-ing for these fake daddies will only have wealth trickling up.

Hence my realization that a lot of anti-Jewish, immigrant etc bigotry is just afraid to say it hates rich people.
I'm experiencing real-time results of this in comedy open mics now. Gen Z cis men are consuming pro-bigotry propaganda. Rape culture repackaged & glamorized.

Further--the men consuming this are being told that if they join these schemes, just like with religious conservatism, they will benefit.
AOC: And they are able to radicalize a generation of young boys in particular, away from healthy masculinity and into an insecure masculinity that requires the domination of others who are poorer, browner, darker, or a different gender than them.
The adults gave few fucks that you were suffering. I tried. So there was that. Not any self-inflation. Just mostly failed effort.

Being a young queer in the 90s was something else.
I wish you could know my apology, but I understand better now. All I want is for you to have the best life. May it be so.
I know they never forgave me. But I also know I cared more and better than many others did. I hope I did something ok somewhere. If Black queer people are adultified as teens I will hold myself to an adult standard too & know full well that I failed.
Thanks again universe, for reminding me today how I deeply failed and didn't give enough to someone I have loved as a sibling for a long time.

I am just going to wonder forever how much worse I made their life. And really, I probably deserve it.

But I was also just a stupid kid, doing my best.
I'm not seeing it unless it has like JoJo Siwa vs Zendaya or something and they will have to out-TikTok dance each other
I’m not offended that they’re trying to remake “Amadeus.” I’m just puzzled. That movie is flawless. It’s as re-watchable as it gets. How do you even improve that?
But I'm not going to believe that this is a "striking political moment" beyond performance until the county actually gets off their asses and does stuff (again with what federal money).