Lars Karlslund
lkarlslund.bsky.social
Lars Karlslund
@lkarlslund.bsky.social
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Curious security octopus | Adalanche Attack Graph Analyzer / 8.7B hashes http://ntlm.pw / NIFO Defender Removal | Sarcasm level 11 | All thoughts, no leadership | 🇩🇰 🇺🇦
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ntlm.pw update: more hashes and more algorithms! I *know* you're all changing your password to Winter2025!, so I've added 16 million new passwords to welcome the new year :-)

All passwords containing something that looks like a year 2000-2024 was updated for 2025 - and there was a lot of them.
NTLM.PW - Hash to password lookup
Instantly look up NTLM hashes and resolve them to plaintext passwords using our database with 8B+ entries.
ntlm.pw
Redirecting you to www.gurgle.coma 🤣
Nice machine, I have one of those. Switching the print head to a DragonBurner is a nice upgrade when you get it running.
Enjoy your Voron. Building it is fun, tuning it is fun, creating with it is fun. Size?
How can they be sure when it started if they don't know what time it is?
Most wanted on my personal to-do list: prioritize short graphs by likelihood. All edges in Adalanche are probalistic, and now you can finally search by SHORTEST, LIKELY, LONGEST, UNLIKELY. Just committed, so expect bugs. Also the server side node layout finally looks okayish. Woohoo!
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16 year old Jason: Will you still like BBSes?
23 year old Jason: Will you still like zines?
55 year old Jason: I just used a program to write a program that writes a program to scan old zines for BBS numbers for my global BBS list.

80 year old Jason: Touch grass, jesus
Do you remember the Ipaq Pocket PC?
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Liquor store clerk: I’m gonna need to see some age verification

Me: Prior to V.90 there were two incompatible standards for 56K modems. USRobotics pushed their own “X2”, while Lucent and Rockwell pushed the confusingly named “KFlex”

Liquor store clerk: enjoy your purchase.
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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
My 10" homelab rack is coming along nicely. Two laser engraved acrylic sheets with cool stuff from @dustrial.net running 74 addressable LEDs each. Wife claims this does not look great in the living room?
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If you're running SolarWinds Orion and you're polling machines with a Domain Admin or a member of local Administrators account, I have a least-privilege fix for you!

And remember ... no changes to prod on a friday! Have a nice weekend 😄

github.com/lkarlslund/r...
GitHub - lkarlslund/remote-monitoring-permissions: Grants or revokes remote monitoring permissions (for SolarWinds Orion or similar)
Grants or revokes remote monitoring permissions (for SolarWinds Orion or similar) - lkarlslund/remote-monitoring-permissions
github.com
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Windows 10 support ends Oct 14. Reminder: Linux is still here to keep your old PCs alive. I even game on Linux these days, no need to toss good hardware just because MS dropped support. #Windows10 #Linux #GamingOnLinux #Windows11
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It cannot be that Russia “accidently” violates three times in two weeks European air space.
Russia is testing European borders and probing our resolve.
It will continue to provoke as long as we allow it.

Extract of my statement at the UN Security Council ↓
You should see the other side. I'll post some more when I'm all done.
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ICE threw me and other protestors to the ground on Friday because we dared to stand up for our neighbors. I’m okay, but our communities aren’t.

We can't afford apathy or inaction from our leaders right now. Abolishing ICE is a moral necessity.
You stopped? I'm going in a month.
Looks great on my 10" homelab WIP
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This. This is what you're supposed to do when an ex-president illegally tries to retain power. You put them in prison forever. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Bolsonaro sentenced to 27 years in prison for plotting Brazil coup
www.bbc.com
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I grew up on shock sites as looping video became economical to host, as well as LiveLeak and GWOT novelty. I recognize I probably have stunted emotional reaction to violent/gore content.

But I avoid it because I very much believe it is cognitively harmful long-term. It is not awareness. It is porn.