Liz Keye
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I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the rich internal landscape
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Was on the diesel but the emissions were enormous
Masculine energy is what you get from chugging petrol straight out the pump
Reconnecting with the skull and crossbones chakra I keep round the back
Drop a pin I'll thrust a knee into them
Had a weird dream three days ago and I'm still fucked off about it
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listening to the monster mash and getting scared
It's a soft ball that you squeeze that goes AAAAAAA
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all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd
let the gourd times roll
They should provide shots of vodka at Specsavers to help with your confidence
Streaming a tenth in ur honour. My mum will be annoyed because she was listening to Alexa in her kitchen but come on mither there's such a thing as too much Teddy Swims
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It's weird that there are no professional pro teams called The Horses. They use made up slang terms like Bronco or Mustang, but they will never just be honest and call them what they are: Horses.
I would root for The Horses no matter how many fires they started or cars they kicked.
@mlb @nhl
Based ass meet virginia medical pizza delivery system chugga chugga choo choo bitch HELL YEAH!!!
Good luck special person may medicine bring her swiftly to the health that she deserves
Study clearly funded by the cookie industry
Psychological psyop mind bomb - I gave it a go now I'm sat here with my eyes crossed
Humanly Possible would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
Hope things feel more solid soon, take it easy babes
It's when they say they rot your brain and you're sitting there with a jet engine roaring in your skull like sure man if you say so