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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · Jul 29

do you mind? I'm trying to be fucking stupid over here

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 3h

Hes gotta have dirt on people nothing else makes sense

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 9h

the best laundry dopamine hit apart from having clean clothes is warm blanket fresh out of the dryer ☆ミ

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 12h

to this day my favorite porn experience was titled "girl fucks dolphin" it was a woman dry humping a pool inflatable, and in the review section someone posted "that's not a dolphin, it's clearly a shark. I don't cum for sharks." I just don't think people should have to provide ID to see these things

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 13h

powerful engine 10/10

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 13h

im sorry i am so guilty of this lmao

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 13h

my boomer take is the people who use the sad flower emoji don't respect themselves and shouldn't be taken seriously

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

Probably part of it was also those viral videos of people using it for "therapy" aka a personal psychosis enabler

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

An illegal frollick here, a little traipse there, now I have fleas

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 2d

agreed

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 2d

with an administration that's only smoke and broken mirrors promising peace i expect this "ceasefire" to be some dollarstore gum for people to chew on, longterm it won't be a real solution at all

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 2d

only man allowed in my home fr

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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 3d

Edward swifferhands

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 2d

back to our radically scheduled programming

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 2d

can you sleep listening to something? even those like white noise "waves" or "walking in the woods" tracks i find can help. Sorry youre going through this

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 2d

my true love would let me turn them into jerky so I could chew on them slowly

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah a lot of dark energy around that one best to not make eye contact

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 2d

wait, was that guy who was creating a frog army in his backyard a few years ago not an environmental terrorist and actually just on to something?

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 2d

that's where I am tho

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 2d

I hope his feet get pins and needles when hes on the toilet later 🫡

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 2d

it's gotta be the same curse as making too much pasta and trying to save some for another day

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 2d

When the fax machine finally was put to rest there was a glorious time where the kids were allowed to use the 2nd line just for your parents to sneakily jump on and listen to your conversations

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 2d

How'd you get soda in here? Coke

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 3d

I keep trying and failing

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 3d

I haven't even seen that much, but I've still seen too much.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 4d

Scorpio: If you’re looking for answers from giant balls of plasma that are millions of miles away, it’s already too late. See a therapist. Eat a burrito.

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