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Sven Jolly

@lewkf.bsky.social

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I'm a streetwalkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm. Rainflakes and snowdrops. If you’re into MAGA, you’re no friend of mine. Formerly: Hollywood Actor Crisp Rat Chef Boyardeez Nuts

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Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 10d

And why? Who stands to profit the most from this anti-vanilla slander? The CHOCOLATE coalition, of course!
Everyone knows the two basic ice cream flavors are chocolate and vanilla and vanilla’s happy to just let everyone be but chocolate—oh ho HO!—chocolate is a whole other story. Milton Hershey…

a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .

Alt: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it. (Charlie from it’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

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Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 1d

I’m glad

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 1d

#filmsky #letUsEditPostsYouBastards

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 1d

The rain. Rain is what stuck in my mind long after the viewings those forgotten nights ago.

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 1d

Was it all the weed? God, I have to think that even 20-years-ago me could somehow look beyond that.

It played a part, yes, that moving beyond, that wish for something—anything!—greater than what I felt pulled into (even if the bad case presented felt better than what I expected to actually come)…

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 1d

Fucking BlueSky give people the ability to edit posts!

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 1d

Do you think… do you think Taylor Swift would be my friend? Like, if she knew me IRL? 👉🏻👈🏻

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 1d

Who is Cameron Diaz?

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 1d

And “barrel” only gets like $600…

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 1d

$1000 for the one who asked with an exclamation point instead of a question mark, and $0 for the one that followed the “rules”

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 1d

Oh shit what IS a banana flask!?

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 1d

Discovered this song right as my son goes off to college… so apropos!

James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 1d

Working with Foxy Shazam is a personal and professional highlight. Enjoy this music video for the song of our season, “Oh Lord.”

Watch now: youtu.be/TUTj-noIkgE

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 1d

Need something to watch a movie/first episode of tonight. Something to make you feel good/a little horny/kinda recognized (even if it’s by now a little more than slightly outdated)

Maybe Wonder Boys again…

www.imdb.com/title/tt0185...

Wonder Boys (2000) ⭐ 7.2 | Comedy, Drama

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 2d

@ctxplz.bsky.social

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 3d

Why are they called air marshals and not plane clothes policemen

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8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 4d

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

I have gotten approximately 11 million notifications this evening that The Pathless is on sale for PS5.

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

This little black smear
With yellow-green eyes
Stares up at me as
I enter the kitchen

#poetry
#poeTryHarder
#cat
#NotIronChefCatCora

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

Danny Night-Clark as Chester Arthur in Lincoln Park.

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teq @quilling.dev · 6d

why dont all the big accounts follow me Im taking it personal

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

I prefer “ReShy Guy”

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

Am I a “reply guy” because I reply to skeets and am a “guy”?

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

Braid your hair?

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 22d

Give us a word, you’re the dictionary man.

Give us a word tonight.

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

#Peacemaker @steveagee.bsky.social

Alternate Auggie Smith (Robert Patrick) throws a can at John Economos (Steve Agee)

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

@steveagee.bsky.social