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lenora frigid

@lenorajoon.bsky.social

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though I respect that a lot, I'd be fired if that were my job

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lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · Aug 7

I simply live to be told over the phone "I thought to myself, leni will know how to do this"

lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 1h

our parents aren't having children

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2h

RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."

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lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 2h

thank god

lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 9h

absolutely not

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Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 9h

Sage- and thyme-crusted bread, warm and fresh from the ovens, spread with clover honey and washed down with tansy an' coltsfoot cordial.

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lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 21h

oh boy

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lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 1d

oh WOW

lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 1d

🤔🤔🤔

That section of the marker also contains a quote from Gorey, "The monuments above the dead are too eroded to be read."

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lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 1d

yeah, well

Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 1d

Guy Creep

United States, Social Security Death Index

lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 1d

big hotel vs motel divide here

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 1d

[motions for you to roll your window down] FROG & TOAD ARE FRIENDS

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lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 1d

bless you

lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 1d

I wonder if anyone will ever try to sell me good clothes again

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lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 1d

for a few months now the internet has only advertised hideous clothing to me: about a third of the time this is because I am now old enough to be sold Comfy Mom Clothes, a third is clearly aimed at gen z who are now the targets for Fashion but dress hideously, the remaining third Unclear

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Trees To Know @treestoknow.bsky.social · 1d

Wild Cherries

“You find bitter cherry throughout Oregon, but more commonly west of the Cascades. In our rain forests it may grow to small log size.”

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Trees To Know @treestoknow.bsky.social · Jul 16

Oregon White Oak

"When winter bares their craggy crowns, many are seen to be inhabited by mistletoe. ... A heartwood post near Eugene lasted for 100 years, showing how durable the heart is."

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2d

It’s only his outside; a man can be honest in any sort of skin.

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lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 2d

🫡 will keep you apprised of any good omens

lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 2d

giving a celtic divination workshop that day I'll try to scry good news for you

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lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 2d

🙏🙏🙏

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 3d

I shall never get to heaven.

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lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 2d

yeah that's how you get my ex's old place in montreal where the fridge broke and they didn't want to replace it "so close to moving out" so everyone just...stored their food in a broken fridge for months

lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 2d

okay never mind found a folder of pictures from the vermont giant pumpkin growers' association 2022 weigh-off no longer asking questions. this is great

lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 2d

trying to find some multi-year-old files I need to prep for a work event later this week and am being dragged through the chaotic history of my google drive "shared with me" folder in the process. what are all these documents. why was I given access to them and in some cases by fuckin' whom

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lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 2d

yes!

lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 2d

sorry to offer this insight from a high school classmate as an AIM message copy pasted into my facebook profile but the formatting feels essential to its impact to me

makingoutislife: a novel goes "come in, sit down, i have this life story to tell you, we might be here a while, have some tea." a short story goes "oh man, let me tell you the craziest fuckin thing that happened to me." and a poem goes "OMG SHUT UP I HAVE to tell you this RIGHT NOW or ill DIE"

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