Lauren 🎃'Neal
@laurenoneal.bsky.social
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Nonfiction editor at Penguin Random House. I put the chic in Chicago Manual of Style.
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I hate the vehicle with my life, it doesnot leave the lizard alone
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you have to call off the state police that is roughing up protesters if you are serious.
Pritzker: Illinois is not a place you can conquer and our people are not your subjects
Okay, FINE, I'll donate to him!
CNN @cnn.com · 17h
A Marine veteran turned oyster farmer who is now a rising Democratic Senate candidate once called himself a “communist,” dismissed “all” police as bastards, and said rural White Americans “actually are” racist and stupid, according to deleted social media posts seen by CNN. https://cnn.it/47sXon6
‘I got older and became a communist': Deleted posts show Maine Senate hopeful's raw views on politics, war, and police | CNN Politics
Graham Platner, a Marine veteran turned oyster farmer, now disavows posts he made years ago, saying they came from a time when he felt disillusioned and angry and expressed those emotions online.
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forever grateful to see my unholy child in the best of company
Legit cracking up
An important message to the people of New York City.

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I was at inbox zero 10 minutes ago
A screenshot from Outlook showing my inbox at 99 emails
Excited to report I'm in the midst of a reply-all "please remove me from this list" explosion. I'm just sipping a smoothie and watching my inbox become unusable.
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kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
My sister and I read this book because it was on the shelf in a beach house where our family was on vacation, and to this day, we're still like wtf
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this is really the key insight. it's why the best attacks against them highlight that these violent, sadistic racists are not really able to coexist in society - they aren't just offensive, they're deeply off-putting: weirdos, creeps, etc. bsky.app/profile/junl...
these people know how extreme they are
Wait, we still needed more music from D'Angelo.
Me (trying to remember the lyrics to "Espresso" by Sabrina Carpenter): 🎵Too bad your X gon' give it to ya
I grew up effortlessly memorizing numbers left and right, and now I need to pause and think when filling out an emergency contact form with my husband's number, which has not changed in the 18 years we've been together.
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
I'm old enough, I just don't speak Danish!
In my freshman Spanish class in high school, I was learning Buena Vista Social Club songs and sitting next to this cute boy. Now, nearly 25 years later, we're married, and yesterday we got to see Buena Vista Social Club on Broadway.
My hand holding up the playbill for Buena Vista Social Club in front of the stage in the theater.
The crowd loved Hey Ya, Bad Romance, and Wonderwall, if you'l lbe singing karaoke for younguns soon.
Two days ago I turned 38. Today I absolutely crushed "Torn" by Natalie Imbruglia and got zero reaction from the karaoke bar. Thus the years advance upon us.
I'm in Times Square to see a show and just saw the Naked Cowboy emerge from a parking garage. Guess we've all gotta park somewhere.