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Jendellgirl
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The idiots. The idiots are winning.
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Jendellgirl @ladyflashheart.bsky.social · May 17
Me duele la espalda y me hago pis. Sigue dando igual cuando leas esto.
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Malcolm RF 💚🇳🇿 @p-no-nwa.bsky.social · 12h
EvErLAstiNg peAcE
antizionistjew.bsky.social Resist 🕎🍉 @antizionistjew.bsky.social · 13h
#WATCH | Netanyahu signals a retreat from the Gaza ceasefire agreement, stating that the war will not end and that the Rafah crossing will remain closed until his conditions are met: the return of all captives and bodies, the dismantling of Hamas rule, and the disarmament of Gaza.

(Gaza24Live)
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Jendellgirl @ladyflashheart.bsky.social · 1d
Dormir pudiendo estirar las piernas tiene que ser una experiencia maravillosa.
Tres morcones felinos ocupando la totalidad de los pies de mi cama.
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Jendellgirl @ladyflashheart.bsky.social · 1d
Esto no hay sátira que lo supere.
junlper.beer onion person @junlper.beer · 1d
saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever
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Jendellgirl @ladyflashheart.bsky.social · 2d
Mis sentimientos sobre la muerte de Space Ace están perfectamente reflejados en este mensaje que me ha mandado un amigo.
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E.K. Johnston @ekjohnston.bsky.social · 4d
"This shows that if Israel, with the whole world watching, can treat a well-known, white person with a Swedish passport this way, just imagine what they do to Palestinians behind closed doors."

Because they know international governments won't do anything.
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Jendellgirl @ladyflashheart.bsky.social · 3d
También os digo que sé de primera mano que el Cardalda, además de dar vergüenza ajena, es una escoria de ser humano, so 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Jendellgirl @ladyflashheart.bsky.social · 4d
Yo hoy me sumo a la huelga.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 4d
Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now https://theonion.com/childhood-best-friend-would-never-make-the-cut-now/
Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now
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Jendellgirl @ladyflashheart.bsky.social · 5d
Igual es momento de recordar esto: x.com/SMohyeddin/s...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 5d
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · Oct 20
A Patent application for the apparatus described below: mygoodbabushka In 1930, Helene Adelaide Shelby patented an apparatus for obtaining criminal confessions, The police put the suspect into a darkened chamber where they are confronted by a human skeleton with glowing red eyes that questions them with a voice transmitted from the interrogator behind it, through a megaphone in its mouth. A camera concealed in the skull was to record the confessions Slimy WHAT jkrockin confess your sins to the CRIME SKELETON
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 7d
In Chicago, four vehicles descended and eight ICE agents moved in to kidnap a child.

She screams, “I’m 15,” as ICE yanks her from the car and kneels on her neck.

This is not about immigration enforcement.

It's about terrorizing Americans.
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 7d
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MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.
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Andrés Palomino @andrespalomino.bsky.social · 8d
Friendly reminder: "Progre" viene de progresista. "Antifa" viene de antifascista. "Woke" es un término de lucha contra la desigualdad. Si usas "progre", "antifa" y "woke" como términos despectivos o negativos es que eres facha, retrógrado y ultraconservador.
a man in a suit and white shirt is making a funny face .
Alt: Julio Iglesias sonriendo y señalando con el dedo haciendo gesto del meme "y lo sabes".
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AnimaNaturalis @animanaturalis.org · 8d
💥🎬 “No haremos oídos sordos”, dijeron.

Pero el PSOE se abstuvo y frenó el debate de la ILP @noesmicultura.org, firmada por 715.000 personas para derogar la ley que blinda la tauromaquia en España.

ACTÚA AHORA
📨 Envía esta carta a Pedro Sánchez:
👉 animanaturalis.org/alertas/46975

¡Comparte!
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Reverend Jesus "🐸" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 8d
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"
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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 9d
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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Spanish Revolution @spanishrevolution.bsky.social · 9d
Así describió Tácito la hipocresía del Imperio Romano: arrasar pueblos enteros y después presumir de “pacificar” la región.
Dos mil años después, sigue siendo el mismo guion:
bombardean, saquean, destruyen...
y lo llaman alto el fuego, orden, democracia.

No hay paz en la devastación.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 9d
LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying
Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money
Taking money from those who took money from Saudi Arabia would impact perception of the org’s independence.
www.vulture.com
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Jendellgirl @ladyflashheart.bsky.social · 8d
Mira, ING, igual al rollo este coleguita que os traéis con los vídeos de cumpleaños y las felicitaciones "personalizadas" esta vez tendríais que haberle dado otra vueltita. Se me ocurre.
Y, de paso, haberos ido un poquito a la mierda, también. Sin acritud.
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frunk @frunk.bsky.social · 9d
La IA en movidas creativas es una cosa que solo puedes concebir si no te gusta tu trabajo. En este caso, que no te gusta IMAGINAR, es decir, toda la gracia del asunto.
junoryleejournalism.com Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 10d
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcc.bsky.social · 9d
Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
tweet from childish branzino @absflora: timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 8d
it's not FOR us
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 18d
OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this
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Jendellgirl @ladyflashheart.bsky.social · 19d
ChatGPT, siempre certero.
bonica76.bsky.social Bonica del To @bonica76.bsky.social · 19d
Por cierto, intenté ver tu peli pero me cago en los muertos de chatgpt que lo habéis trucao