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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 16h

NYC Mayoral Debate

MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live

CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything

SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull

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kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 17h

Because they’re chickenshit. Every time they receive sustained pushback they fuck off, which means this needs to happen more.

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kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 17h

Much of social media is like this now. I reported an account on instagram that had a racial slur (the one with a hard r) in its username. Not only did they not get banned, Meta support sent me a message implying I needed therapy.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d

every true crime doc: for decades the police tripped over their own dicks and tried to pin the murders on random people and then suddenly someone called and told them exactly what happened

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kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 17h

“All this over a tattoo”

A TATTOO OF WHAT

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Chaos Cherub @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 1d

Ngl, seeing “you’re holding the nazi tatted racist white man to impossible standards” as a Black woman, aka the demographic ACTUALLY held to impossible standards, pisses me off deeply. The bar is so low for them and they still can’t clear it, but we’re “ideological purists” for pointing that out.

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kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 20h

More like BlueSea lmao

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kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 1d

UPDATE: I am suspending my campaign. I am deeply sorry for my burning cross tattoo, when I got it I thought it was just a geometrically interesting campfire. I will not be refunding any donations.

kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 1d

*Me wearing jeans and a $600 chore jacket*

My name is Jack Farm. My guns are poorly secured, I hate politicians and librarians, and I think homosexuality is gay. Here’s how I’m going to reform the IRS.

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kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 1d

I know this isn’t the point, but boy, seems like a really *great* idea to measure whether somebody should stay in the country by money in-money out. If there’s one thing the market has done a *fantastic* job of it’s compensating people based on the tangible benefits they provide their community.

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kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 1d

The fact that Sliwa is in this race at all belies the fact that NY GOP voters have been conditioned to view Cuomo as Satan incarnate for years. He is behaving rationally, in the sense that if he asked his voters to back Cuomo they would turn on him.

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kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 1d

Dude gave a statement to politico hours before this shit dropped that ‘everything is out there. The oppo dump is over.’ He gave that statement with Nazi iconography on his literal flesh. Enough.

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kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 1d

He released a statement literally hours before this dropped last night saying ‘that’s everything, no more oppo is gonna come out.’ If he released that statement with Nazi iconography on his flesh he needs to drop out immediately.

kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 1d

Devil’s Advocate: By jumping on the grenade himself, people can’t call Sanders an antisemite, so we will all merely be seen as pigheaded dipshits.

4 dimensional backgammon.

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kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 1d

We’d better get started because a google search for ‘Alcala’ yields a serial killer who died in 2021.

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kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 1d

This is exactly why we hold competitive primaries.

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kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 1d

Every progressive in America: “Ok the Reddit posts were bad but maybe salvageable. We don’t have to support a 77 year old candidate just yet.”

Graham Platner:

a man with a mustache is wearing a crown on his head in a bar .

ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a crown on his head in a bar .

media.tenor.com

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kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 2d

The problem was that she was appealing to yesterday’s conservatives. They gambled on Liz Cheney supporters being the swing vote, but it turns out all of those people are basically Democrats now. Swing voters are low-info gadflies looking to be entertained.

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 2d

The most American candidates are from cities and suburbs, they work in service or white collar jobs, they can be women, they’re liberals, they earnestly love pluralism and constitutionalism. The median Democrat is a 55-year old lawyer holding a sign that says “Arrest Stephen Miller” AND THAT’S OKAY

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 2d

The hardest thing about being good isn’t untangling complex moral dilemmas, but holding to simple principles consistently and unyieldingly, despite the world constantly insisting you would be savvy to abandon them

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 2d

ok the actual lesson is that everyone has to campaign in the nude. like the greeks of old

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kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 2d

Unfortunately, while this promotion includes greater responsibility there is no pay raise.

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kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 2d

On the one hand, the ACA’s preexisting condition protections let me access medication so I can live my life without being covered in painful sores and literally crippled from autoimmune arthritis. On the other hand, liking anything is cringe as fuck and also very lame.

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kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 2d

If it wasn’t for the ACA I would be living my life covered in bleeding sores and unable to walk due to autoimmune arthritis I developed in my twenties. If you don’t think that is worth celebrating get the fuck out of politics.

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kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 3d

I know this isn’t the point, but Grijalva was elected 26 days ago today.

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