Kris Swiftt
@krisswiftt.bsky.social
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She/Her I stream on Twitch! linktr.ee/krisswiftt 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 🥥 🌴 Call your representatives! https://5calls.org
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Looking to start streaming again, mental health willing. Still have a few things to set up, but we'll see how it goes!

twitch.tv/krisswiftt
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flashing my big lighted sign that says 'games work fine on linux now actually'

fewer reasons to stay on windows every day
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If Window 11 is making you think about Linux, you're in luck. It is easier than ever to linux your computer.

Getting linux into your computer *used* to involve ritual human sacrifice. Now, it merely involves solving a lethal puzzle maze.

First, you will need to find the correct sewer entrance.
Oh it lost all meaning after Kisselinger won it
Lol we need more of what Portland is doing around the country. Highlight just how ridiculous these loosers trying to take away our rights are.
Vicious authoritarianism built on a pretext of shameless lies under the cover of scolding Christianity.
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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James Talarico calling out fake Christians
Careful, they'll think you're serious, if their track record with humor is anything to go by.
Yup. Incidentally, have you heard about the solution to the paradox? Tolerance is not a right, but instead a social contract. If you are intolerant, you break the contract and are no longer entitled to people being tolerant to you.
Wtf is this nonsense? I have to allow targeting cookies?? Welp, guess I won't be using this site. This may not seem like a big deal, but it's a symptom of all the increasing anti-consumer bs going on. Do not give an inch!
A screenshot from the Cambridge Dictionary website showing the Privacy Preference Center page. The Targeting Cookies tab is selected and the only choice available is "always active." This means to use the site, you MUST allow them to store cookies on your device that help them sell data about you to advertisers.
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It’s still everything everywhere all at once. It’s cool. Be sure to delete those JD Vance couch memes on your way back in…
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People of Illinois, we need your help.

Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.

We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
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Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."
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Find someone who enjoys your “boring” conversation everyday.
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You love to see it.

Now continue to make the mouse house burn.
Disney has lost nearly $4 Billion in three days from combined stock price collapse and cancelled subscriptions.
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Today's slip up: Conquest is required and sexy
If you guys don't know @starheart.bsky.social , please give her music a listen. Her compositions are breathtaking, and she has one of the most beautiful voices I've ever heard.
My soundtrack for Natura’s Queendom is now on all streaming services:)

music.apple.com/us/album/nat...

open.spotify.com/album/1GCiE4...
This.
People, we need to get obnoxious about this fact. Every time it comes up, point out that it wasn't one of these groups.
And it’s not queers or trans or furries doing this: it’s rich old white people doing this to your kids. Again.
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“Frog, Frog,” cried Toad, “taste these cookies that I have made.”

Frog ate one of the cookies, “These are the best cookies I have ever eaten!” said Frog.
Frog samples one of Toad's cookies, which are the best cookies he has ever eaten.

From "Cookies"
In *Frog and Toad Together*