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K On The Beach

@konthebeach.bsky.social

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Still pretending to be a badass. Still not actually one. Mom, artist, cooker of delicious things, loud 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally, massive geek…all served with snark. Also? Expect too much corgi content and cursing. Not usually related to the corgi.

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K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · Jan 2

The world is a dumpster fire and so, here is a picture from last night of Millie being stupidly cute.

Corgis gonna corg and it’s the best.

Ridiculously cute corgi sitting while smiling

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 6h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 7h

When I moved my studio set up around to get better morning light, a problem that never crossed my mind was accidentally painting the curtain but turns out, it really should have.

Woman holding a paintbrush with a fresh dark streak of paint on grey curtains in the background - there’s a finished painting of a ln alpine lake on the wall and a painting in progress on an easel on the other side.

K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 10h

Such a bold boss! lol also clearly enjoying being a tall ass senior who uses both of those things to their advantage, apparently lol.

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K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 10h

They’ve gotten bold AF and I’m so here for it. And next year, I’m betting uni will only amplify this proclivity 🥳

K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 10h

Apparently my child has been loudly challenging the small contingent of magat fans at school by doing things like “you hate antifa? So you’re a fascist na&i then” and I couldn’t be more proud.

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K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 1d

Been a minute but back on my bullshit, this time, sticker ready.

Drawing in a circle with a zentangle design with fuck this hidden

K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 1d

Best part of this is that I probably, like many others, wouldn’t have seen or if we did, wouldn’t have paid one iota of attention to the cover and would have never looked twice. Now? Gonna look and see just how terrible it is. Love it 🤣

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 1d

Trump is not too pleased with the photo they used of him in TIME Magazine

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K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 1d

It would be easy to do, too - they already use it, but it’s a special version ACA federal exchange, with, of course, with access better plans than are available to the general public in the same area also using the exchange. It’s all through DCHealthLink so really, would be easy to do technically.

K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 2d

I’m now having flashbacks of thinking we were so slick sneaking back into the house after a forbidden midnight run to jack in the box and having a flip flop come sailing out of the dark 🤣

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K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 2d

Lol! Growing up in CA helped, but really, my bestie is Filipino and her mom chanclaed us SO MANY TIMES as teens. Occasionally it was even deserved lol

K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 2d

And unlucky for 17, am also well versed in the language of the chancla 😂 🩴

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K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 2d

You’re not completely off. But these are birks and they’re designed to be house shoes lol which mine are. I save the leather ones for outdoors…and yeah, sometimes socks are involved there too 😂

K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 2d

I will try to get some - I can’t take selfies in it lol but hopefully should meet up with a friend or two that can help. I’ll at least be easy to spot 😂

K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 2d

It may have been pulled out of the closet. It may be hanging on a door waiting to have the batteries checked to make sure it’s ready for No Kings.

There is a chance.

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K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 2d

This is the petty level I strive for.

K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 2d

Lol get it but yeah, she’s from Germany, as in still has the thick accent and we all speak this weird Germglish lol.

K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 2d

😂 hey, if the sock fits!!

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K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 3d

Uhhh. Not all Omas are barrel shaped. The one sitting in my house right now, well, neither of us are remotely barrel shaped.

K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 3d

Turns out my German is very, very strong today. In a gloriously loud way.

It was pointed out that I look like Oma. I’m going to pretend that was meant as a crowning achievement style compliment….

Hot pink Birkenstocks slides worn with purple socks emblazoned with corgis.

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K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes, when my dog is being Very Corgi like aka a stubborn turd, I am fake mean and tell her nobody loves you. But, then I immediately feel bad, apologize, and give her extra pets and basically, I think she’s made me do this because then I also forget about her being Very Corgi.

K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 3d

Okay so 17 has been lobbying hard for me to wear my unicorn to the next protest I go to and yeah, think I might lol

Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 6d

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 6d

there’s this weird idea a lot of people seem to have about how all of us writers and artists must secretly want to use AI and are merely resisting temptation for ethical reasons, and like, no, it’s not hard for me to resist drinking the bowl of Piss With Glass In It actually

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K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 3d

The well actually guys really love to come out and explain things to people they know nothing about.

Related: love the hide reply for all option here. More fun to use on the persistent (but not hateful) ones than blocking hahah.

K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 3d

It’s a pretty awesome city! My brother lived there for ages, 20ish years or so, haven’t been back since he’s passed but I really need to. You’ll love it!

K On The Beach @konthebeach.bsky.social · 4d

Oh damn. Adore Diane Keaton 😭