K On The Beach
@konthebeach.bsky.social
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Still pretending to be a badass. Still not actually one. Mom, artist, cooker of delicious things, loud 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally, massive geek…all served with snark. Also? Expect too much corgi content and cursing. Not usually related to the corgi.
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The world is a dumpster fire and so, here is a picture from last night of Millie being stupidly cute.

Corgis gonna corg and it’s the best.
Ridiculously cute corgi sitting while smiling
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Been a minute but back on my bullshit, this time, sticker ready.
Drawing in a circle with a zentangle design with fuck this hidden
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Best part of this is that I probably, like many others, wouldn’t have seen or if we did, wouldn’t have paid one iota of attention to the cover and would have never looked twice. Now? Gonna look and see just how terrible it is. Love it 🤣
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Trump is not too pleased with the photo they used of him in TIME Magazine
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It would be easy to do, too - they already use it, but it’s a special version ACA federal exchange, with, of course, with access better plans than are available to the general public in the same area also using the exchange. It’s all through DCHealthLink so really, would be easy to do technically.
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I’m now having flashbacks of thinking we were so slick sneaking back into the house after a forbidden midnight run to jack in the box and having a flip flop come sailing out of the dark 🤣
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Lol! Growing up in CA helped, but really, my bestie is Filipino and her mom chanclaed us SO MANY TIMES as teens. Occasionally it was even deserved lol
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And unlucky for 17, am also well versed in the language of the chancla 😂 🩴
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You’re not completely off. But these are birks and they’re designed to be house shoes lol which mine are. I save the leather ones for outdoors…and yeah, sometimes socks are involved there too 😂
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I will try to get some - I can’t take selfies in it lol but hopefully should meet up with a friend or two that can help. I’ll at least be easy to spot 😂
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It may have been pulled out of the closet. It may be hanging on a door waiting to have the batteries checked to make sure it’s ready for No Kings.

There is a chance.
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This is the petty level I strive for.
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Lol get it but yeah, she’s from Germany, as in still has the thick accent and we all speak this weird Germglish lol.
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😂 hey, if the sock fits!!
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Uhhh. Not all Omas are barrel shaped. The one sitting in my house right now, well, neither of us are remotely barrel shaped.
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Turns out my German is very, very strong today. In a gloriously loud way.

It was pointed out that I look like Oma. I’m going to pretend that was meant as a crowning achievement style compliment….
Hot pink Birkenstocks slides worn with purple socks emblazoned with corgis.
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Sometimes, when my dog is being Very Corgi like aka a stubborn turd, I am fake mean and tell her nobody loves you. But, then I immediately feel bad, apologize, and give her extra pets and basically, I think she’s made me do this because then I also forget about her being Very Corgi.
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Okay so 17 has been lobbying hard for me to wear my unicorn to the next protest I go to and yeah, think I might lol
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there’s this weird idea a lot of people seem to have about how all of us writers and artists must secretly want to use AI and are merely resisting temptation for ethical reasons, and like, no, it’s not hard for me to resist drinking the bowl of Piss With Glass In It actually
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The well actually guys really love to come out and explain things to people they know nothing about.

Related: love the hide reply for all option here. More fun to use on the persistent (but not hateful) ones than blocking hahah.
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It’s a pretty awesome city! My brother lived there for ages, 20ish years or so, haven’t been back since he’s passed but I really need to. You’ll love it!
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Oh damn. Adore Diane Keaton 😭
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I should take a video of war torn northern Virginia. It’s getting real tense out here in the burbs. The yoga mom brigade is getting more and more loudly annoyed that their Starbucks are being taken over by furloughed feds and gov con employees that can’t do much “working” remotely.
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Woo! Happy happy birthday!! 🥂
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Because they’re cheap, even though they can offer dental with no cost to them. And your friend, their company is either *really* cheap and is offering substandard very basic plans that basically keep them from being fined, or they hate their employees, and/or they’re offering illegal-ish plans.