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Kira Skuro
@kiraskuro.bsky.social
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She/her. Artist & illustrator with too many hobbies. Art: Gothic | Fantasy | Macabre Self: Asocial | Autistic | Queer | Trans
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Hufff... moshpits in Ninja Mode are hard work.

Also, no, that belt bag is not going to stay on however many layers of clothing and compression it's under. Good job people are kind enough not to just nick your stuff, eh? Phew!
4 clawed fingers, 4 syllables. Coincidence?

*Schwing* Je
*Schwing* ne
*Schwing* sais
*Schwing* quoi.

Then a final *Schwing* of the thumb to underline.
[frantic whisper so as not to be heard by the screaming machines] Sorry, I meant *immeasurably* superior!
How does a werewolf make a creamy chilli sauce? It start with
Hm, what should I wear? Obviously the jacket-dress that's been out of the wardrobe too long and has gathered a layer of dust. What could be more appropriate?

What do you mean 'which one!?'
Blergh. Going to see Fields of the Nephilim in Manchester tonight and my brain is extremely not in gear. I will easily fall prey to unspeakable horrors lurking at the intersections of reality between Home Pride and Be-Ro. Do not pray for me. But words of gentle threat may help.

Coffee is a start.
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Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
*Obviously John can speak Spanish cos Sarah wouldn't have got far without learning & teaching him. He's in on the joke and Sarah is doubled over with the worst giggles she's had since Matt found an iguana in his boxers.
A queue has formed outside the toilet.
Enrique: "Uncle Bob has been in there a long time. He ok?"
John knocks on the door. Bob groans. Ever heard a giant killer robot groan?
Young boy: [speaking Spanish]
John: "What did he say?"*
Literally everyone in the compound: "He says there's a storm comin'."
Please, where is this? I need to look up local dark ambient musicians who've sampled that beautiful wail for records.
That sound *rules*
According to our guide "it's normal for the steam engine to scream when it's working"

You and me both, steam engine.
Screams infinitely superior to ours.
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Black Tape For A Blue Girl #transpride sticker. 2 for $1:
blacktapeforabluegirl.bandcamp.com/merch/pride-... If money is tight I'll send you one for free. DM (chat) with your mailing address (USA only). 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #blacktapepride
Enrique: "Oh sure, you can take any gun you like, we got 12 guage autos, .45 longslides, Uzis, AKs, 40mil grenades and even a damn minigun."
Uncle Bob opens a small bottle from a crate marked 'Phased Plasma Reaper in 40 Wow! Range'
Enrique: "You can't do that!"
Bob: "Wrong."

Enrique is not wrong.
Someone needs to make a quiz:
Is this gory, firey, brutal-sounding phrase the name of:
- a boutique chilli sauce?
- a boutique ground coffee?
- a microbrewery craft porter?
- a metal band?
- a criminal offence under the Public Order Act 1994?

Pick all that apply.
I'll keep an emergency bottle of TSTMtT800FnRTSSItLoMSTUTBYA for the time I finally stop shedding tears in time to the drumbeat.
Why am I doing this:

A Moment On The Lips, A Lifetime On The Shitter

The Sauce That Makes The T-800's Forearm And Raised Thumb Sink Slowly Into The Lagoon Of Molten Steel That Used To Be Your Anus

Crazy Earl's Weeping Juice
There's another out trans woman in my office building now and I feel sorry for her cos she seems perfectly nice and the only other one is a right haughty cunt who hates talking and struts around like everyone's failed her for the last time.
Independence Day (1994)
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Ahhhh I can’t believe how much has been raised already, thank you all so much!
Hi all,

I need to ask for help again. I have some longer-term goals to work toward paying off, and if I want to keep my website active, it's definitely going to be hard to make rent this month. We'd be grateful for any shares and donations. Thank you all so much. ❤️

#helpsky

gofund.me/a0978348
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Also just to be clear self harm and eating disorders arent a social media contagion. Kids do it cause they’re miserable and will do it without being prompted by the internet. I sure know i did before ever seeing content about it
It's a strange week for people who want all aristocrats stripped of titles and everything else that gives them any power & influence and coincidentally are totally fine with centres of institutional power getting bulldozed.

*sigh* what a time.
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You asked, we delivered! By VERY popular demand - if you’re five raccoons in an overcoat, you can now say it with your chest!

Available in all the usual fits and colours - go go go!

the-daily-tism.teemill.com/product/five...
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Honestly, I welcome the death of Pride, the corporation because now we can get back to something community-led, something free for everyone, accessible, that showcases LGBTQ+ musical talent instead of pandering to straight people to hoover up their ticket money. (7)