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Kira Skuro @kiraskuro.bsky.social · 48m

Hufff... moshpits in Ninja Mode are hard work.

Also, no, that belt bag is not going to stay on however many layers of clothing and compression it's under. Good job people are kind enough not to just nick your stuff, eh? Phew!

Kira Skuro @kiraskuro.bsky.social · 5h

4 clawed fingers, 4 syllables. Coincidence?

*Schwing* Je
*Schwing* ne
*Schwing* sais
*Schwing* quoi.

Then a final *Schwing* of the thumb to underline.

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Kira Skuro @kiraskuro.bsky.social · 5h

[frantic whisper so as not to be heard by the screaming machines] Sorry, I meant *immeasurably* superior!

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Kira Skuro @kiraskuro.bsky.social · 7h

How does a werewolf make a creamy chilli sauce? It start with

Kira Skuro @kiraskuro.bsky.social · 7h

Hm, what should I wear? Obviously the jacket-dress that's been out of the wardrobe too long and has gathered a layer of dust. What could be more appropriate?

What do you mean 'which one!?'

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Kira Skuro @kiraskuro.bsky.social · 7h

Blergh. Going to see Fields of the Nephilim in Manchester tonight and my brain is extremely not in gear. I will easily fall prey to unspeakable horrors lurking at the intersections of reality between Home Pride and Be-Ro. Do not pray for me. But words of gentle threat may help.

Coffee is a start.

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'i will strangle a horse' on itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 10h

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

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Kira Skuro @kiraskuro.bsky.social · 12h

*Obviously John can speak Spanish cos Sarah wouldn't have got far without learning & teaching him. He's in on the joke and Sarah is doubled over with the worst giggles she's had since Matt found an iguana in his boxers.

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Kira Skuro @kiraskuro.bsky.social · 12h

A queue has formed outside the toilet.
Enrique: "Uncle Bob has been in there a long time. He ok?"
John knocks on the door. Bob groans. Ever heard a giant killer robot groan?
Young boy: [speaking Spanish]
John: "What did he say?"*
Literally everyone in the compound: "He says there's a storm comin'."

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Kira Skuro @kiraskuro.bsky.social · 12h

Please, where is this? I need to look up local dark ambient musicians who've sampled that beautiful wail for records.

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Kira Skuro @kiraskuro.bsky.social · 12h

That sound *rules*

Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 15h

According to our guide "it's normal for the steam engine to scream when it's working"

You and me both, steam engine.

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Kira Skuro @kiraskuro.bsky.social · 12h

Screams infinitely superior to ours.

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Sam Rosenthal & Black Tape For A Blue Girl & Projekt Records @samrosenthal.bsky.social · 1d

Black Tape For A Blue Girl #transpride sticker. 2 for $1:
blacktapeforabluegirl.bandcamp.com/merch/pride-... If money is tight I'll send you one for free. DM (chat) with your mailing address (USA only). 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #blacktapepride

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Kira Skuro @kiraskuro.bsky.social · 1d

Enrique: "Oh sure, you can take any gun you like, we got 12 guage autos, .45 longslides, Uzis, AKs, 40mil grenades and even a damn minigun."
Uncle Bob opens a small bottle from a crate marked 'Phased Plasma Reaper in 40 Wow! Range'
Enrique: "You can't do that!"
Bob: "Wrong."

Enrique is not wrong.

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Kira Skuro @kiraskuro.bsky.social · 1d

Someone needs to make a quiz:
Is this gory, firey, brutal-sounding phrase the name of:
- a boutique chilli sauce?
- a boutique ground coffee?
- a microbrewery craft porter?
- a metal band?
- a criminal offence under the Public Order Act 1994?

Pick all that apply.

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Kira Skuro @kiraskuro.bsky.social · 1d

I'll keep an emergency bottle of TSTMtT800FnRTSSItLoMSTUTBYA for the time I finally stop shedding tears in time to the drumbeat.

'i will strangle a horse' on itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

Why am I doing this:

A Moment On The Lips, A Lifetime On The Shitter

The Sauce That Makes The T-800's Forearm And Raised Thumb Sink Slowly Into The Lagoon Of Molten Steel That Used To Be Your Anus

Crazy Earl's Weeping Juice

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Kira Skuro @kiraskuro.bsky.social · 1d

There's another out trans woman in my office building now and I feel sorry for her cos she seems perfectly nice and the only other one is a right haughty cunt who hates talking and struts around like everyone's failed her for the last time.

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Kira Skuro @kiraskuro.bsky.social · 1d

Independence Day (1994)

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May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄 (Mostly Updates ) @goddessblade.bsky.social · 1d

Ahhhh I can’t believe how much has been raised already, thank you all so much!

May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄 (Mostly Updates ) @goddessblade.bsky.social · 2d

Hi all,

I need to ask for help again. I have some longer-term goals to work toward paying off, and if I want to keep my website active, it's definitely going to be hard to make rent this month. We'd be grateful for any shares and donations. Thank you all so much. ❤️

#helpsky

gofund.me/a0978348

May Peterson (You)

Just now

Hi everyone,

I've been going over our money situation, and here's where I'm at: I still owe about $1300 in back taxes, and I miscalculated my website renewal fee, which is about $360. There's a $240 bill I thought was going to be covered by insurance, too, but seems not to have been. If I keep my website active this month, I'm definitely going to be short on rent.

What makes all of this so tough is that in addition to being functionally unable to work for most of the summer, I was really hoping to be reimbursed by now for the nearly $3000 that we lost earlier this year due to a billing error. But I still haven't seen any of that money, and am worried now we may never get it back.

I'm setting a somewhat ambitious longer-term crowdfund goal of about $2450 for now, with the hope that I can raise enough to make ends meet this month and then start paying off the rest.

Thankfully, my mental health seems to be slowly but steadily improving, which means I should be able to bring in more money next month, but it's been a rough time getting there.

Any donations of any size would be hugely helpful right now. You all have been positively heroic in helping my partner and me keep a roof over our heads, and in being a light of hope for me while I've worked my way out of suicidal depression. Bear God also wants you all to know how sincerely and deeply they appreciate everything you've done for us.

As always—my blessings are on you, now and forever.

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🔞💖ShiDokiDoki💖🔞 @shidokidoki.bsky.social · 2d

Released my first comic, which is 50% for the rest of the weekend!

shidokidoki.rocks/product/the-...

The Corruption of The Nun (eComic) – ShiDokiDoki

shidokidoki.rocks

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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 2d

Also just to be clear self harm and eating disorders arent a social media contagion. Kids do it cause they’re miserable and will do it without being prompted by the internet. I sure know i did before ever seeing content about it

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Kira Skuro @kiraskuro.bsky.social · 2d

It's a strange week for people who want all aristocrats stripped of titles and everything else that gives them any power & influence and coincidentally are totally fine with centres of institutional power getting bulldozed.

*sigh* what a time.

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 3d

You asked, we delivered! By VERY popular demand - if you’re five raccoons in an overcoat, you can now say it with your chest!

Available in all the usual fits and colours - go go go!

the-daily-tism.teemill.com/product/five...

Five raccoons in an overcoat white t shirt

Five raccoons in an overcoat black hoodie

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 4d

An autistic teenager who had a bucket of pigs’ blood dumped onto her at her high school prom has reportedly had far worse – even just today.

Being showered with pigs’ blood least traumatic thing that happened to autistic girl today

An autistic teenager who had a bucket of pigs’ blood dumped onto her at her high school prom has reportedly had far worse – even just today. Carrie White, 16, believed she had finally won over her…

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Ashleigh Talbot 🏳️‍⚧️ @ashleigh.whatthetrans.com · 4d

Honestly, I welcome the death of Pride, the corporation because now we can get back to something community-led, something free for everyone, accessible, that showcases LGBTQ+ musical talent instead of pandering to straight people to hoover up their ticket money. (7)

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