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The Onion @theonion.com · 6h

Grown Man Licking Ice Cream Cone Placed On Sex Offender Registry https://theonion.com/grown-man-licking-ice-cream-cone-placed-on-sex-offender-registry/

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jfree @jfree2024.bsky.social · 5d

the jokes are the resistance

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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 5d

This app is dumber than ordering chicken at a steak house.

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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 5d

Is there anything in America that isn’t completely stupid?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15d

Health Department Shuts Down Guy Fieri https://theonion.com/health-department-shuts-down-guy-fieri/

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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 25d

I was just thinking that that depends on your definition of class.

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🔥⛪️🔥 @ricknothing.bsky.social · Sep 17

I think the rich are winning the class war, you guys

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 27d

*rolls over in bed onto a Wendy’s bag containing a half eaten Baconator

This must be what supermodels feel like when they wake up.

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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · 28d

Another beautiful sunset from the back deck. Hope all you idiots are having a lovely evening.

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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · Sep 15

When you’re hedging your bets make sure to consult me first.

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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · Sep 15

I’m applying for dual citizenship. lol

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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · Sep 15

I think when you lose weight it transfers on to some skinny bitch from high school, who now looks like your mother.

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🔥⛪️🔥 @ricknothing.bsky.social · Sep 11

I’m not in any way celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk, but a lot of the jokes about it are really funny

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · Sep 14

the good thing about living on a zombie island is eventually the brainless cannibals will eat themselves

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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · Aug 17

Nothing much, just trying out this recipe for cottage cheese fries. I could be here a while.

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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · Jul 28

Some people are so toxic that they remind you of a tampon from the 80s.

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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · Jul 7

I love you too 🥰

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jfree @jfree2024.bsky.social · Jan 22

Water has no effect on fake flowers.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · Jun 6

Gonna change my name to Avery Logpile and see if I can find a job as a professional toilet clogger.

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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · Jun 6

That feeling you get when someone nails an interpretative dance.

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · Jun 3

The Internet is the greatest repository of human stupidity in all of history.

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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · May 31

I bet kids don’t even read cereal boxes anymore.

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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · May 23

Remember when it’s hot, you lick it from the bottom up.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · May 21

I hate myself, I’m gonna watch a Gwyneth Paltrow movie cuz it’s what I deserve.

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KimWilliamz @kimwilliamz.bsky.social · May 21

Weirdo. lol

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