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Piano Man
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Composer of music. Writer of text. Bi, poly, he/him. "Mr. Hyperfixation" runner-up, 2021. Leftist. Read the pinned.
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if you are following 1 kajillion accounts, and then follow me, you WILL be getting blocked
... what the waking hell?
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Getting very Facebook-like with all the AI slop going around
Every post about the Blue Jays winning genuinely makes me want to kill myself just a little more
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Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
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omg I am dying at the exchange in the epilogue 😂
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win the series immediately melt down the trophy for parts. refuse to play in major league baseball again actually. start a canadian league
The Rockies have been to the World Series and they're a joke. The Marlins went to a World Series fucking immediately. But apparently the universe hates the Mariners.

... "is that was this was all for?" - Jon Bois, The Histort of the Seattle Mariners
the game is moving past you. you're gonna be going
- "back in my day, umpires would get calls horribly wrong all the time, and we hated it."
- "so it's good that it changed?"
- "NO, it killed the damn game! augh, my back ..."
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If you get the chance to be 9 outs from the World Series and end up with the vanilla play-by-play guy openly shitting on your bullpen management, you gotta take it
The first go-ahead homer by a team losing by multiple runs in the 7th inning or later in Game 7 history?

Yeah, that could only happen to the Mariners
the game says, Hey There's Still Game Left.

it's a massive blow, but it's not over until it's over!
let Seattle reach their first World Series.

i like and respect the Toronto Blue Jays and know it's been a While for them, but Seattle needs this. they've suffered so much. they've never even been there yet.

why must you take this from them. why must everything else be shitty, and this bit as well.
the entire population of seattle is going to kill themselves if they don't win this game. and the worst part is i fear there's a tiny nugget of truth in my joke
JON YOU FUCKIN JINXED ITTTTTTT
🔱 🔱 🔱 🔱 🔱 🔱 🔱 🔱 🔱
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being in a major league bullpen seems the worst job you could have in professional sports
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you can tell this is a game 7 because it's the sixth inning and none of the players have left the stadium yet. even the shortstops are sticking around even though you don't really need them. this is playoff baseball
like i'll take it I guess. him being good as fuck and not washed is very important. but c'moooooonnn
mahomes winning another default MVP :/
He should be bullied about this forever I think
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sports commercials i like this year:

progressive's backup QB bit - great concept, great execution, getting beloved players paid who otherwise wouldnt be. 10/10

vrbo nick saban - "no games. no fun" lives in my head rent free he's so funny. 9/10

thats it
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nobody wants to see pat mahomes in a commercial. you know who everybody wants to see in a commercial? jacoby brissett!!!!
The exceedingly rare commercial that actively makes me like the guys appearing in them a little more, they're brilliant
Baker with a chopped performance to throw away MVP 🍽️😋
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i've never seen a baseball player break up a double play by leaping into the air, spinning 180 degrees, and taking the throw to the back of the dome. it was perhaps the most beautiful thing i have ever witnessed
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sometimes you just gotta try out something new on the baseball diamond