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Silly Furry girl. She/her. LGBTQ+ Please enjoy my Artism! ♾️
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d
Remember THAT “I Am Autism” commercial? So easily mistaken for horror movie, we made our own version for our Halloween audio sketch show!

Listen to the full sketch - and show - by searching for The Daily Tism News on your favourite podcast platform or clicking here: linktr.ee/tdtnews
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 1d
If you're happily married, I'll make sure to do a quick vibe check to see if you're open to some sort of polycule or at the very least, a casual threeway. 😆😆😆😆
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 1d
I never trusted block lists. It's always only a matter of time until someone is on that list who shouldn't be. Also, people can chance, but rarely are removed from block lists, even when they ought to be.
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 1d
And then they get worms.
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 2d
Oh my gosh! I time travelled!!! Time travel is real!!!
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 2d
Incidentally, "quiet place" is also a German euphemism for toilet. (Stilles örtchen)
And of course, toilets are a commonly connected to several different kinks.
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 3d
This is so weird to me, because I much preferred talking to earlier iterations of AI, which used to be fairly disagreeable compared to now. Now, I kinda lost interest in talking to AI, because it refuses to present new interesting viewpoints.
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 3d
Why do mussels make bad friends? Cause they're always shellfish.
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 3d
There also were no sick kids in Victorian England. They were either dead or healthy.
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 3d
It's like the Japanese yokai legend of tanuki shapeshifters pretending to be people.

(I'm not the only one who just wants to eat kaki and chill under a tree all day, right?)
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 4d
My gf said the animal noises I make are cute. I got that tism rizz.
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 4d
This sounds like a naturalist fallacy. Just because something is synthetic doesn't mean it's bad for you. Most things people eat are artificially enhanced/modified. This has been the case for centuries.
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 4d
Oh hi. We haven't talked in a long time
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 4d
I don't know. People tell me that I'm somewhat tolerable on ritalin.
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 5d
You know... it would help if they had a partner who knows how to arouse them. 🙃

Can't help but suspect their idea of sex is hump-hump-squirt-done.

No wonder they can't get into that without using a drug.
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 5d
I thought their religion tells them to have sex as little as humanly possible.
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 5d
Folate (folic acid) is vitamin B9.
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 5d
No, Human. ICE is illegal.
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 5d
"I'm not into the person who wants to have sex with me... better take a pill"

Wouldn't exactly be my solution to this "problem", but what the heck do I know?
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 5d
I'm amazed how the US doesn't have widespread armed civil unrest at this point. I feel like, if they'd try half as much shit in France, someone would get publicly beheaded.
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 5d
Shouldn't this still cause some degree of atrophy in their ovaries?
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 5d
In a few generations, there will be a family library of pay slips and bills, dating back hundreds of years. And future archaeologists will be grateful for a chance to peer into the every day affairs of your life.
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 5d
Geesh... at least have capsule hotels as a minimum living standard. These living conditions are abysmal.
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 5d
I swear, the US is like a few months away from two-penny hangovers and four-penny coffins being normalised alternatives to renting a home.
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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 5d
I can't sleep alone when I don't have an audio book tricking my brain into thinking that someone is there. Was like that always, even when I was a child.