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Writer, historian, Muse, and Magician. Mama bear of all the weird kids. Rainbow witch 🌈 AuDHD, cPTSD. N95 enthusiast. My husband looks fantastic in a dress. CA and Venmo: KellySMcGonigal
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I’ll go back to my regular Kelly “Town House Cracker” McGonigal name once Link gets reinstated

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Also, her reactions seemed to have no connection to what was happening at any given time?
So we’re watching Cheers on PlutoTV, and I have a question: why was Kirstie Alley nominated for Emmys for her performance (and actually won once)? She was…not a good actress? She really hammed it up.
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imagine laying off a politics reporter based in portland oregon in the year 2025
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.

My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
So we’re watching Cheers on PlutoTV, and I have a question: why was Kirstie Alley nominated for Emmys for her performance (and actually won once)? She was…not a good actress? She really hammed it up.
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Doc showing off her very flexible ears
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like basically everyone who works in software I embody this tweet and do not under any circumstances want to talk to my computer
Tweet from @PPathole

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. 

Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.
In case you were wondering, Kim Kardashian has disrupted the merkin market
Why would anyone have real pubes, now that Kim Kardashian has come out with thongs with faux pubes on them?

skims.com/products/fau...
Screenshot of a products page from Skims
Text “Faux Hair Micro String Thong, $32.”
Photo: A women’s thong with fake curly brown hair in the front. Screenshot of a products page from Skims
Text “Faux Hair Micro String Thong, $32.”
Photo: A women’s thong with fake straight red hair in the front.
Like, French manicures I get. It creates the illusion of the nail being longer.

TOENAILS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE LONG. Why would anyone want to make them look long? Idgi
While we’re at it, do people still do those French pedicures and if so, why?
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Garfield and Foes
Learned last night that we’re getting a Netflix miniseries on the Garfield assassination with Michael Shannon as Garfield and Nick Offerman as Chester A. Arthur, and how are we not all talking about this? www.netflix.com/tudum/articl...
Michael Shannon is James Garfield Nick Offerman is Chester A. Arthur
No I don’t, you chucklefucks, I want Norma Jean to be able to rest in peace without a bunch of technoghouls turning her corpse into a marionette.
People will just say any old thing, huh? “They called Mitt Romney Hitler, trust me, I am a historian.” No the fuck they didn’t, you literally pulled that out of your rectum.
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Next month they'll announce that you'll be able to sext with your favorite historical figure. Then you'll be able to get Abe Lincoln to ASMR at you, and after that obviously comes the omniscient godlike AGI.
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The use of AI to marionette a woman whose tortured existence was spent trying to carve her own life and identity out of the space men forced her into is both damningly macabre and a surprisingly perfect encapsulation of the problems with this ghoulish use of technology.
I guess but like…by the time I moved to this address, I hadn’t gone by that name in 7 years!
It’s a grocery store that’s having a grand opening. I don’t believe I ever even set foot in one of their locations when I went by that name. I’m baffled as to how they got it—we have rewards cards for them under our current government names.
wtf I just got a promo mailer addressed to…a name I haven’t gone by in twenty fucking years? And there is absolutely no reason that name would be tied to this address?? It is a literal dead name—my dead ex-husband’s surname. I’m pissed and unnerved by this.
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This could explain the entire manosphere
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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As another Jewish woman in the industry, I can clear this up: It's due to her being an asshole.
Fox News host Emily Compagno claims that the backlash to Bari Weiss being named CBS News editor-in-chief is due to her being Jewish:

"This kind of thing would make me laugh if there was not an antisemitic thread in there."
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Crisis lines that do not call police:

• Blackline: 800-604-5841 (BI&POC, LGBTQ)

• Trans Lifeline: 877-565-8860 (US)

• Wildflower Alliance Peer Support:
888-407-4515

• StrongHearts Native Helpline:
844-762-8483 (Indigenous People)

• Thrive: 313-662-8209 (Trans-led)

• LGBT Help: 888-843-4564
I read a book about vacuums. It sucked.
I read a book on Antarctic ice samples, but it was a real bore.
I read a book about hurricanes. Really blew me away.