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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid
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Please don’t be afraid of my cabinet, it’s a totally normal human-being-sized cabinet (he/him) #BLM
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Defending my home by loudly ordering Alexa to buy twenty copies of The Art of the Deal so that the stormtroopers outside my front door can hear me
Obsession with Alien, this plot is going to be with us forever now
Just googled it. What a bunch of stupid bullshit, omg
I’m afraid it’s a bit nastier than that (it’s really really gross, lots of gnarly wounds etc.). There’s also the first Child’s Play? That’s mostly set in an apartment
Don’t watch Evil Dead Rise because it will freak you out
I googled Renee’s age a while back and screamed
“So before we do this, Graham, any tattoos we should be worrying about?” “Well I have a Totemkopf” “Just one? Okay, we can work with that.”
“So before we do this, Graham, any tattoos we should be worrying about?” “Well I have a Totemkopf” “Just one? Okay, we can make that work”
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people discovering why Black liberation and Women's liberation groups didn't want to be in lefty organizations run by white men
Bernie about Platner,

“In all due respect, all right, what I'm worried about, 50,000 Americans may die unnecessarily? And you're worried about a tattoo?"

When I asked about his comments about sexual assault, he said "Have you served four tours of duty?" I said "I have not."

Bernie: "Ok"
::with the desperation of a man watching his team fumble the ball in the final:: I… I think we can all agree it was one of the nicer Nazi tattoos?
Can’t believe that the guy who thinks improving people’s financial and occupational situations will eradicate all racism overnight isn’t worried about a stealth Nazi potentially doing a Fetterman
This is Godwin’s Law on shitty steroids
Fantastic novella, seconding the recommendation
1/2 I’m recommending a horror book & movie every day until Halloween. Two books today: Victor LaValle’s brilliant novella, THE BALLAD OF BLACK TOM, which turns HPL's racism upside down and She Walks in Shadows by. Silvia Moreno-Garcia and Paula R. Stiles, a great collection of cosmic horror by women
I’m an atheist and honestly his streak of Damien-Thorn-esque persistence makes me think that’s a capital A at the start of that term
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I'm so sick of discourse from supposed allies about where trans people went wrong.

Where we "went wrong" is that billionaires spent unimaginably large sums to attack us repeatedly and major media outlets have spent a decade piling on.
You hate to see it and love to see it, simultaneously
Former Trump administration national security adviser John Bolton was charged Thursday in a federal investigation into the potential mishandling of classified information, a person familiar with the matter told The Associated Press.
John Bolton Charged With Mishandling of Classified Information
Former Trump administration national security adviser John Bolton was charged Thursday for allegedly mishandling classified information.
buff.ly
Was going to run for a local seat but was tragically undone when some pesky kids unearthed all of my blogposts praising the Lost finale
Sometimes, if you’re lucky, the cosmos winks at you
I shrieked so loud at the end of season two. That perfect escalation in tension! Can’t wait to dive into this season
Mare of Le Ville d'Est, it's up to you and your cop partner M. Hoagie to crack this case in between scenes of you crying a lot
FYI all of my posts so far are off the record
I've only ever played it, many years ago, with conservative family members who used it as a permission structure to be "irreverent" and edge as close to being openly bigoted in front of their liberal/leftist family members as possible without us getting mad. They are now fully shunned / rejected ofc
Post through it, like we all do