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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · Feb 12

Did it again but with pictur this time

Rigatoni in a creamy caramelized onion gochujang sauce, as described in the quoted post

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 1d

Cheers to the stabbers

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Two men in court accused of murdering Ian Watkins in Wakefield Prison

The disgraced Lostprophets frontman was fatally injured at HMP Wakefield on Saturday.

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 1d

Upgrading my Internet from 300/30 to 2g/2g for like, $10 more a month

You're about to see shitposting at warp fuckin speed

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Nate Patrin @natepatrin.bsky.social · 2d

things bullets say

Ian @brocktoon.bsky.social · 2d

Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 2d

One of the funniest things I heard in my life was on a Party Line.

Everyone on the call was basically roast battling and out of nowhere, this meek little voice cuts in with "that's why yo mama look like Forrest Whitaker"

It's been 20 years and I still think about it

dodo81.bsky.social @dodo81.bsky.social · 2d

Listening into the party line was great fun as a kid, & then getting slapped for being a nosy body was less enjoyable.

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 4d

Cracking open a cold one with the boys

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 5d

Next time I'm putting the dough directly on the steel and building it there. I suck getting it off the peel

A badly misshapen pizza caused by poor dough handling. Topped with pepperoni and cubanelle peppers

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 6d

Now do one on pedantry

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 6d

Then I can use my leg to air guitar the closing guitar part

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · May 29

You gotta hand it to RFK Jr, he's bucking the family trend by having his brain obliterated from the inside out.

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 6d

After my surgery I need to go to karaoke and do Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger

And when I get to the end where he says "they cut off my legs now I'm an amputee god damn you" and well you can picture the pop when I pull off my prosthesis