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Jared "the wolfman" Mason
@jthewolfmanm.bsky.social
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(he/him) writer, artist, improvisor, co-parent, dad, bi/pan 🏳️‍🌈. Yeah, I’ll do a guest spot on your podcast. [email protected] TTRPG: jthewolfmanm.itch.io
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Halloween doodles while subbing fir a study hall
Hey, I've hung out with that guy at my brother's Christmas party!
early morning clouds
cold and dead like last night's coals
ignite with the dawn

#haiku #dawn
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Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Get her all glittered up for Easter.
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The loudest "NEVER SAW THIS COMING" people are people who were told this was coming and argued that we were fear mongering. You never saw this coming because you looked away.
told kids about ice
one asked, "can the cops help us?"
had to break the news

#haiku #fuckice #chicago #teacher
Oooh, I used to follow them closely. Saw them out in DeKalb once. What a show.
venmo-ed some money
this offer popped up after
this shit is so gross

#haiku
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Ah, the Yearning has taken you.
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owe it to yourself to start at the beginning

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My second will buy the next pitcher.
My co-parent still has a baby tooth. One of her adult teeth just never showed up.
asking the real shit
question: are you down to clown?
"but doctor, i am-"

#haiku #pagliacci #RCAVictor
#vinyl
I just said it for the first time to someone last week!