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nernie dangers 🇦🇶
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Genius Workout:
1000 reps scrolling
50 reps dooming
10 reps hoping (this is the hard part)
cool down with six hours smoking weed
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it's hard to sleep at night since Canada got caught cheating on a commercial
I am normal and can be trusted with a tritium exit sign
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The Fred Trump treatment. Give him a fake job while Miller draws up missile strike plans on fishermen.
You wouldn’t ingest reactor cavity water
I love it when squirrels have a party on the roof at 2 am. It’s normal to me.
I think the monsieur’s parents shouldn’t have named him that, hot take but it’s how I feel
My fifth grade teacher told me not to do that. Ms Jenkins didn’t anticipate social media
ok i’ll bite. what’s “glass”
red wine, pizza rolls, cayenne pepper, red pepper flakes, a slice of havarti, parmesan: The Gentleman’s Snack
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
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Istg every democratic ad the last 3 years should just have been "Trump was president in 2020" (somehow the NYT would both sides this)
Just for the record, in 2020:
- Wray was the FBI director Trump handpicked to replace Comey
- Jack Smith was in the Hague prosecuting Kosovo war crimes
- Garland was an appeals court judge
- Monaco was in private practice in LA

There was no Biden administration yet, crooked or otherwise.

He crazy.
It’s literally on Sora. It’s on ChatGPT. It’s on Deepseek. It’s on OauthTuna. It’s on Hitler 2. It’s literally just on Prime Intellect
It’s called Hobb’s End because it’s in Hobb’s ass and you fuck it. That’s the Hobb’s End Horror
Sam Neill’s forehead wrinkles are so beautiful in this movie
You’re telling me john carpentered in this mouth of madness
I don’t think she’s actually the perfect neighbor. False advertising if you ask me.
You tellin me a bacon eggened this cheese
encrappification in the crapoverse. crappiest timeline.