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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 14d

Genius Workout:
1000 reps scrolling
50 reps dooming
10 reps hoping (this is the hard part)
cool down with six hours smoking weed

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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 23m

i too much pasta

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it's hard to sleep at night since Canada got caught cheating on a commercial

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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 5h

I am normal and can be trusted with a tritium exit sign

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happy new brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 23h

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Department of Shoe+ @shoe.bsky.social · 14h

The Fred Trump treatment. Give him a fake job while Miller draws up missile strike plans on fishermen.

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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 14h

You wouldn’t ingest reactor cavity water

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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 1d

I love it when squirrels have a party on the roof at 2 am. It’s normal to me.

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 1d

I think the monsieur’s parents shouldn’t have named him that, hot take but it’s how I feel

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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 1d

My fifth grade teacher told me not to do that. Ms Jenkins didn’t anticipate social media

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 1d

Captain Fall is pretty funny

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 1d

ok i’ll bite. what’s “glass”

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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 1d

red wine, pizza rolls, cayenne pepper, red pepper flakes, a slice of havarti, parmesan: The Gentleman’s Snack

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 1d

I have small beers everywhere

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Ben Daniel (he/him) @revbennyd.bsky.social · 3d

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 1d

The bluesky motto

Super sonic: I’m blocked, what does it say

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Il Pomodoro @dabenner.bsky.social · 1d

Istg every democratic ad the last 3 years should just have been "Trump was president in 2020" (somehow the NYT would both sides this)

Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 2d

Just for the record, in 2020:
- Wray was the FBI director Trump handpicked to replace Comey
- Jack Smith was in the Hague prosecuting Kosovo war crimes
- Garland was an appeals court judge
- Monaco was in private practice in LA

There was no Biden administration yet, crooked or otherwise.

He crazy.

Donald J. Trump +
@realDonald Trump
Just in: Documents show conclusively that Christopher Wray, Deranged Jack Smith, Merrick Garland, Lisa Monaco, and other crooked lowlifes from the failed Biden Administration, signed off on Operation Arctic Frost. They spied on Senators and Congressmen/women, and even taped their calls. They cheated and rigged the
2020 Presidential Election. These Radical Left Lunatics should be prosecuted for their illegal and highly unethical behavior!
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10/24/25, 22:11

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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 2d

It’s literally on Sora. It’s on ChatGPT. It’s on Deepseek. It’s on OauthTuna. It’s on Hitler 2. It’s literally just on Prime Intellect

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 2d

imagine a burger

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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 2d

This movie goes pretty hard

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 2d

It’s called Hobb’s End because it’s in Hobb’s ass and you fuck it. That’s the Hobb’s End Horror

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 2d

Sam Neill’s forehead wrinkles are so beautiful in this movie

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 2d

You’re telling me john carpentered in this mouth of madness

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t think she’s actually the perfect neighbor. False advertising if you ask me.

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 2d

You tellin me a bacon eggened this cheese

nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 2d

encrappification in the crapoverse. crappiest timeline.